Canon is Golden Girls

[golden_girl_sophia]

Okay, so you got us all here now. And you're planning to play any of us exactly how often? If you weren't so picky, you might be able to, oh I don't know, find a game to put us in.

Not that I don't mind a bit of retirement.  I'm over eighty years old, I've put in my time and I'm quite happy to just live with the Girls.  Of course you don't have any of them up here in your head.  A lot of freaks, if you ask me, not that I haven't seen my share of 'em, I should be used to it, but the range of freaks you have!  If a shrink ever got their hands on this list, they'd probably institutionalize you just for how random you are.

You know what?  Never mind.  Don't look for a game.  Tonight's my night to clean out my purse anyway.

Comments

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

[...whoops, nice job, Deneb. Time to try and recover from that.]

Ah--well, that's why the muns tend to come together, though - to unite the ones looking for people important to them!

[golden_girl_sophia]

So... the girls might be around here... somewhere?

[She misses her friends. Not that she can't get on without them, but she likes living with them.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

[Deneb nods!]

That's quite possible, ma'am!

[golden_girl_sophia]

Oh, that would be nice, then. But tell me. What do we do about them?

[She points to the muns.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Them...

Ah, well. Unfortunately, we're quite stuck with them for the time being...

[golden_girl_sophia]

Pity. Mine's a royal pain in the ass.

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Ahh... My condolences. I have the feeling mine will turn out that way before too long.

[golden_girl_sophia]

Chances are, yours is younger than mine. So, you've got time, don't worry.

[Yeah, she missed out on 'kindly grandma' day at school.]

[idkmybffsakuraiyuuto]

Entirely possible, I suppose. Though one's age isn't necessarily a surefire method for determining behavior patterns...

[Still a lot nicer than some of the people Deneb knows!]

[golden_girl_sophia]

True, there's just more time for the jerk-side to show itself. By the time you're my age, you just don't give a damn anymore.