Canon is Golden Girls

[golden_girl_sophia]

Okay, so you got us all here now. And you're planning to play any of us exactly how often? If you weren't so picky, you might be able to, oh I don't know, find a game to put us in.

Not that I don't mind a bit of retirement.  I'm over eighty years old, I've put in my time and I'm quite happy to just live with the Girls.  Of course you don't have any of them up here in your head.  A lot of freaks, if you ask me, not that I haven't seen my share of 'em, I should be used to it, but the range of freaks you have!  If a shrink ever got their hands on this list, they'd probably institutionalize you just for how random you are.

You know what?  Never mind.  Don't look for a game.  Tonight's my night to clean out my purse anyway.

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[deus_ex_typewriter]

[Yeah, Jessica gets that a lot]

I'm sorry, who?

You must have mistaken me for someone else. My name is Jessica Fletcher.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia my die of a heart attack right now. Usually stars wanted to be seen as themselves and not as their character, but who was she to judge?]

Well you're not Bert Reynolds, but Jessica Fletcher. Oh the girls will never believe this one. I'm a huge fan of your show.

[Books, she meant books, it came out show.]

Sophia, you are adorable

[deus_ex_typewriter]

Ah, yes. Well...I'm afraid I can't take all the credit, you know. They have screenwriters who adapt my stories these days. Some episodes, they don't even use one of my books at all!

But thank you.

She's a tad rusty, so thank you XD

[golden_girl_sophia]

And you let the get away with that? You shouldn't, you know.

[She points a finger at Jessica.]

You let them do it once and next thing you know they'll be walking all over you. And your a woman! You already gotta work twice as hard.

That's okay; I'm still trying to adjust to Jessica :)

[deus_ex_typewriter]

Oh, I work plenty hard enough, thank you.

Sometimes, it's nice to step back and let a few youngsters take over. Gives them a chance to bring out their own inherent gifts.

:)

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia shrugs.]

If you want the youngus to take everything and ruin all you've built, it's your call.

[Um, Sophia doesn't edit her thoughts.]

[deus_ex_typewriter]

I would hardly say they're going to "take it over"

Besides, how else are they going to learn?

**Snorts** That icon!

[golden_girl_sophia]

They can learn when we're dead. That's how it used to work. We'd work until we can't anymore, then just before we die we teach 'em.

XD Isn't it the best?

[deus_ex_typewriter]

I'm afraid the teacher in me just couldn't live with that.

oh yes!

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia looks her up and down.]

The teacher in you? You're barely big enough to hold one of you. Now you've got a teacher in there too?

[This is a reverse "Blanche is so fat" joke, it's funny to Sophia.]

[deus_ex_typewriter]

[Even if she doesn't quite get the joke, she can take a joke.]

Oh, she's in there, alright. Won't allow me to just sit by and let all this potential talent slip through the cracks.

[golden_girl_sophia]

Just as long as they don't slip you out of a job.

[Really, Sophia has Jessica's best interest at heart.]

[deus_ex_typewriter]

[Jessica's sure she does]

Even if that were the case, I've already made enough to live...rather comfortably.

And there's always New York.

[golden_girl_sophia]

[Sophia grins.]

Oh, have you know? Could you spot an old lady a twenty?

[Pass up a chance at money? Never!]

[deus_ex_typewriter]

And deprive you of the chance to earn it yourself? I wouldn't dream of it!


[Jessica's on to you, Sophia]

[golden_girl_sophia]

Please, I'm over Eighty and retired. The only opportunity I get to work is volunteer. And they don't pay and the retirement check doesn't cover everything.