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Dear mun,

Who is this 'Karkat' and why do you want one to come to Thusia? What are 'quadrants' and why does he need to tell me about them? Oh, I see, you're going to let me post this as bait to see if one will respond. Cause sure, that'll go over well. They're smart enough to see what you're doing, dumbass. Why don't you just post "HEY SOMEBODY APP KARKAT TO THUSIA" and be done with it?

Not impressed. At all. Don't use me like your fucking message pawn.

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You can see from that deep inside your ass?

Any moron with half a brain drooling into a cup could see how useless you are. You know, like more than half the people in that stink hole.

[Thusia does not deserve to be called by its name, nope.]

I hope you don't need to eat, then. Since I know I'm the only one that feeds your entire apartment. Enjoy being banned from free food.

Aww...you think I need you to get fed.

[Laughing! He is sure glad Apt. Q will take almost anything in exchange for food. ~~And coffee. All that yummy coffee.~~]

See how well you get on without me.

[You cannot live on dango and pie.]

You're not important enough for me to need you.

[Are you kidding? That's like a full meal compared to the stuff they served at Bullworth Academy. And his home. Combined.]

Uh-huh. Cause you can work together with people well enough to survive in Thusia, sure.

[That's what pretending to be not an asshole is for.]

Unlike you I get things done my own way instead of sitting around crying about it.

And yet if you look at what I've accomplished, I outshine you every step of the way.

[That makes him laugh again.]

You mean the part where everyone hates you? Or the part where you gave up like a weakling? Or was it the part where you got the water shut off via your stupidity.

Impressive.

Except everyone doesn't hate me. A lot may do, but the most important people in Thusia don't. And I did give up on Earth, but Thusia is my home anyway. I haven't given up here and I don't intend to. I have something to fight for and I fully intend to.

And the water? Got shut off because a goddess happens to love me and got upset when I was injured. Top that.

Okay.

[And here comes the convincing tone he practices for moments like this.]

Those people that love you? Pity. They pity you. That "goddess" has to "love" you -- she's the stupid goddess of humans! She has to by default. If she weren't a goddess she'd probably find you as miserable as half the people in that hell hole.

Face it. You're a loser. You break your own moron friends. I know, because I'm stuck with one of those idiots up here.

[Sure is talking about Wander. Meta.]

[Sorry, Gary, do you know what her conversation with Wander and Razzy did to her? And her conversation with Shadow that same day? Order up, one heavy shot of character development. She stares back into his eyes and grins. Her tone shakes a little, but it's firm.]

If that's what you have to tell yourself to feel better about the fact that someone as flawed as me has more friends than you do, then go for it. Because it doesn't affect me at all. I have a family here and I love them. And that means I'll never be a loser like you are.

[Too bad there's no character development here, so Gary's still and arrogant and delusional asshole. That little bit of shaking in her tone doesn't help.

He says this just as firmly -- calm, even. Clearly this is something he truly believes.]

Friends are tools, and only losers like you need them.

[deep breath]

No. I know people that are real heroes. And they're proud of their friends. Only miserable little people like you who want to share that misery with the world think things like that. And you can try to share that misery all you like, but it won't work. Because all it takes to share happiness is to be happy yourself. We will always outnumber you, and one day you'll drown in your misery. All alone. Just like I did back on Earth. So either get with the program or you need to give up.

[Nope, sorry. Doesn't get through. He's right and everyone else is wrong. Who needs this silly thing called "friendship"? Gary is happy watching people be miserable.]

Yeah -- I've seen what you think passes for a hero. Low standards, huh? Why don't you go and lean on your friends some more you codependent leech.

[All that smug. It's a lot of it.]

No. By leaning together, we get stronger. And if that's what codependency is, then I'm all for it. It means I'll be a thousand times greater than you.

That's not what codependency is. Read a book. Besides, that redhead is an even bigger mess now than he was before.

Of course, you're too dumb to see that.

Have fun with that.

Except we'll put ourselves back together in ways you'd never imagine. No. You're...

I pity you.

You'll never understand.

Morons shouldn't pity geniuses.

[just laughing at this point]

Yes, I'm hilarious.

[handwave]

I'll leave you to your dark world of self pity and idiocy now.

[WOOSH BACK TO...WHERE EVER.]

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