Bandwagon ahoy

[tasteslikecoconut]

Nice name there. Witty. Little old, but hey - lingering aftertastes aren't all bad either if you've got the right stuff. Which, you know, I am.

But that's beside the point. The point is, you've only seen my movies - and lets face it, that new one? Totally not do-able without me - what, twice? Clearly not enough. Oh, you're going to see it again soon? Fantabulous. Nice to see the genius playboy philanthropist is making an impression, because the suit is just an add-on thing no one really cares about.

Right. I'm going to go get a drink. And you? You are going to bed. Sleep off all the uh, crazy. If that's what you call it.

Comments

[echotaker]

Were the strawberries that good?

[tasteslikecoconut]

I don't know, she's allergic.

[Progress. ...Progress.]

this thread is great

[echotaker]

Ouch. Try cherries next time. Girls love cherries.

it is very much so

[tasteslikecoconut]

[Nose wrinkle.]

I feel like there's a really bad pun thrown in there somewhere that's ultimately insulting to women.

[echotaker]

If there were any women around to hear it, I'm sure I'd both get an earful and be apologizing.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Duly noted. All I'd need to ward mine off is a pile of strawberries, but I'd be getting twice the earful and apologize four times as much. And likely get kicked out of my own estate for the night.

[echotaker]

Have you considered flowers?

[tasteslikecoconut]

....What are these foreign words that spill out of your mouth. Sounds sickly romantic and out of character for me.

[echotaker]

You're saying distracting a woman with flowers to get on her good side and to avoid fights isn't like you?

Really? I thought that was just common sense.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Oh, well yeah for that motivation then absolutely. I thought you meant like actually giving a woman a pile of flowers simply for the sake of giving them.

[echotaker]

...do people actually do that anymore?

[tasteslikecoconut]

I never will. No one else really matters.

[echotaker]

I'm just trying to think of the last time I honestly gave someone a gift without having a reason to...

[tasteslikecoconut]

Keep pondering and get back to me.

[echotaker]

Whatever you say, man.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I like your style.

[echotaker]

You'd be the first.

[tasteslikecoconut]

Not so popular, huh?

[He can't relate, sorry.]

[echotaker]

Too popular. Just with the wrong crowd.

Not enough flowers, cherries and strawberries in the world to negotiate my way around these ones.

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