Bandwagon ahoy

[tasteslikecoconut]

Nice name there. Witty. Little old, but hey - lingering aftertastes aren't all bad either if you've got the right stuff. Which, you know, I am.

But that's beside the point. The point is, you've only seen my movies - and lets face it, that new one? Totally not do-able without me - what, twice? Clearly not enough. Oh, you're going to see it again soon? Fantabulous. Nice to see the genius playboy philanthropist is making an impression, because the suit is just an add-on thing no one really cares about.

Right. I'm going to go get a drink. And you? You are going to bed. Sleep off all the uh, crazy. If that's what you call it.

Comments

[catsuits]

Oh sure, hilarious. [No it's not.] Alright, if it's so pratical then, care to enlighten me?

[tasteslikecoconut]

I thought so. [You are just seriously lacking in a sense of humor, that's not his fault.]

See this little thing in my chest? [Tap tap.] I made it. [Vague answer is vague and obvious. Even if it really means 'Yeah I made a new element didn't you know'.] It tastes like coconut. I happen to like coconut.

[catsuits]

Coconut... [Nose wrinkle.] Really?

[She's not a fan of it herself.]

[tasteslikecoconut]

Really really. It's not so bad toasted, you should try it. Enlighten your tastebuds.

[catsuits]

My tastebuds are perfectly fine the way they are, thank you.

[tasteslikecoconut]

I'm sure your archer friend would agree.

[catsuits]

[Gurl don't even.]

I have no idea what you're talking about. And if you do, then I suggest to stop right now.

[tasteslikecoconut]

[GUUUUURL.]

Of course you don't. And of course I will, because I happen to value the things between my legs. But I will happily let you try it while I'm wearing the suit.

[catsuits]

Do you even think before you speak? Or is the lewd attitude all part of your charm?

[tasteslikecoconut]

I think about a lot of things before I speak, actually. Wait - ...I charm you with my lewd attitude? I never knew. And here I thought you just wanted to roll your eyes and walk away this whole time.