...Let's just say the mun loves the game Zero's in. A lot.

[dividedby]

................... Virgin-eating eagles.

You're laughing at me because I'm going to be attacked by virgin-eating eagles.

... I don't see what's so funny about this.  [ :| ]

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[messiahinacan]

[Sorry guys, Omega is taking all the virgins for his harem. Now if you could just sign on the dotted line below to this contract...]

Would you prefer if I took you in his place?

[dividedby]

[They won't stay virgins for very long, I bet--

...wait did you just say what Zero thinks you just--]

Wh--? No!

[messiahinacan]

[They wouldn't. The third rule in that contract will prove it.]

[And yes. Yes I did. Feel free to shoot him down, Zero.]

On the bright side, you won't be attacked by those virgin-eating eagles.

[See Zero, everyone leaves happy in the end.]

[dividedby]

[And now he is trying to decide whether you are just being Ultimate Troll 2000 or are actually serious...but either way:]

And? I'd rather have my dignity. [YEP, RATHER BE EATEN BY EAGLES THAN HATESHIP--]

[messiahinacan]

[Even this mun doesn't know if he's trolling or actually serious.]

Heh, as if you have any dignity left. Then again, I have no problems using X.

[Come on Zero. Hateship is the beeest. You can even join X with being kidnapped. It'll be a bonding moment.]

[dividedby]

[Yeah! Why settle for one hateship when you could have both at the same time? Bonding time in bondage with Omega!

...and then suddenly, the mun was murdered by her muse.]

Not when you're around, no...

Just give up on X already. You can't have him.

[messiahinacan]

[Everyone loves bondage, Zero. Don't worry. Omega will be (not) gentle with you.]

You don't need dignity with me around. [Not with the terrible things concluded in that contract.]

Hm, is this your way of giving yourself up in X's place? How sweet of you, Zero.

[dividedby]

[Ooh, Mr. Omega, ooh~. Also, internal keysmashing? Still going strong.]

I never said I'd do that!

[messiahinacan]

[I fangirl'd when I read that. All the smug will just permanently stick to Omega's face. There's not enough icons to prove this.]

You don't have to openly say it for me to know. I can read it on your face, Zero.

[dividedby]

[Hell, this whole thread makes me fangirl. Zero swears he's going to wipe the smug off that pretty face of yours one of these days, Omega...]

Read what? How much I want to teach you a lesson?

[messiahinacan]

[I agree with this so hard. Just try it, Zero. Just. Try. It. In the meantime, Omega will be acting like a total egotistic douche.]

Teach me a lesson? My, my, so forward, Zero. If there's any lessons being taught, it'll be me teaching you the lesson.

[It's your own fault, Zero. You should have known Omega's mun would come up with this.]

[dividedby]

[Oh really, Omega? How kinky~. ...Except unfortunately, Zero is a little too much of a brick to get that one.]

I dare you to try.

[messiahinacan]

[He's just a bag full of kinky. Almost like a pinata. But replace candy with kinks. It's okay, Zero. Just let Omega take care of EVERYTHING.]

Oh? You want to be taught that badly, Zero?

[dividedby]

[Oh, so then Zero just needs to beat him and then all the kinky will come out?]

It's not gonna be me who'll be taught. [You hear that, Omega? That's a challenge.]

[messiahinacan]

[Yes. It'll even be as delicious as candy. (God Omega!mun is horrible.)]

Sorry Zero, but I don't need to be taught that sort of lesson [But by all means--Bring it.]

[dividedby]

[And all for Zero? So sweet of you, Omega~. (It's okay, Zero!mun is equally horrible for encouraging this...) And oh Zero, you still don't get what Omega is implying, do you?]

Of course you do. [You asked for it-- here's Mr. Z-Saber. Hi Mr. Z-Saber, it's been a little while. Want to say hi to Omega? I'm sure you do.]

[messiahinacan]

[Someone needed to treat Zero to a little sweetness. (Come. Join Omega!mun in a life of perverted innuendos and fanny packs.) This is why you're going to get attacked by virgin-eating eagles, Zero. Omega could fix all this for you.]

How bold of you, Zero.

[Now, now, don't force Omega to scratch up that pretty face of yours, Zero.]

[Oh well. Time to pull out the O-Saber. And dodge back.]

[dividedby]

[Oh, but this might be too much sweetness for Zero to handle~. (Yes, Zero!mun accepts this life of pervertedness and trendy fashion items...)

BUT HE DOESN'T WANT YOUR HELP... Also, Zero's pretty damn sure that dodging is not how teaching you a lesson works, Omega. Let's try this again--]

Bold? I'm just sick of you.

[messiahinacan]

[We'll make room for you to enjoy all the sweetness, Zero. ♥ (And together, we'll try and take over the world.)]

[Oh, Zero. Fine, fine. He'll stop the dodging and block those attacks. Maybe throw in a kick or two.]

You should learn your place quickly, Zero.

[dividedby]

[O-Oh mai... /girly swoon (Yes. Free manlove and potato chips for everyone! I mean-)

Blocking is also not how teaching a lesson works. By the way, kicking hurts. Film at 11.]

You should learn yours--!

[messiahinacan]

[--You just need to sign the bottom of this contract with giving Omega everything ever. (Best. World-take over. Ever.)]

[Here, let him kick you some more. Go in with a slash of his O-Saber or two. But look on the bright side. He isn't pinning you down.]

There isn't any lessons to be learned here. Just a petty fake getting himself into trouble.

[dividedby]

[Will this contract also make Zero into a magical girl? --/SHOT (Hell. Yes.)]

Tch--! [Ow ow ow--counterattack--trying to counterattack--] You're the one who's about to be in trouble, Omega! [aka, have more Z-Saber.]

[messiahinacan]

[.....／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼..maybe. Just maybe. (Let us celebrate this union with some of those potato chips.)]

Oh? You're just a lot of talk and no power.

[All those counterattacks? They're hitting. But this smug douche isn't flinching. Keep at it, Zero. Show Omega his place. (Which side are you on, Omega!mun?)]

Allow me to show you true power.

[Combo O-Saber and O-Buster go!]

[dividedby]

[Ooh Omega, you naughty thing...! (Manlove flavored potato chips? owo)

Real threatening, Omega. Zero's shaking, really. Now, allow him to show you true blocking-]

Kuh--!!

[...except not, because that knocked him back and down onto the ground anyway. Ow. Good job, Zero.]

[messiahinacan]

[Now get in this cute skirt and become a Magical Girl. (...yes. Those are the best kind.)]

[All the smirking. All of it. On Omega's face.]

A position that suits you, Zero. You should stay down there.

[Welp. Time to take back that pinning Zero thing and step on his chest with one foot.]