...Let's just say the mun loves the game Zero's in. A lot.

[dividedby]

................... Virgin-eating eagles.

You're laughing at me because I'm going to be attacked by virgin-eating eagles.

... I don't see what's so funny about this.  [ :| ]

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[messiahinacan]

[We'll make room for you to enjoy all the sweetness, Zero. ♥ (And together, we'll try and take over the world.)]

[Oh, Zero. Fine, fine. He'll stop the dodging and block those attacks. Maybe throw in a kick or two.]

You should learn your place quickly, Zero.

[dividedby]

[O-Oh mai... /girly swoon (Yes. Free manlove and potato chips for everyone! I mean-)

Blocking is also not how teaching a lesson works. By the way, kicking hurts. Film at 11.]

You should learn yours--!

[messiahinacan]

[--You just need to sign the bottom of this contract with giving Omega everything ever. (Best. World-take over. Ever.)]

[Here, let him kick you some more. Go in with a slash of his O-Saber or two. But look on the bright side. He isn't pinning you down.]

There isn't any lessons to be learned here. Just a petty fake getting himself into trouble.

[dividedby]

[Will this contract also make Zero into a magical girl? --/SHOT (Hell. Yes.)]

Tch--! [Ow ow ow--counterattack--trying to counterattack--] You're the one who's about to be in trouble, Omega! [aka, have more Z-Saber.]

[messiahinacan]

[.....／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼..maybe. Just maybe. (Let us celebrate this union with some of those potato chips.)]

Oh? You're just a lot of talk and no power.

[All those counterattacks? They're hitting. But this smug douche isn't flinching. Keep at it, Zero. Show Omega his place. (Which side are you on, Omega!mun?)]

Allow me to show you true power.

[Combo O-Saber and O-Buster go!]

[dividedby]

[Ooh Omega, you naughty thing...! (Manlove flavored potato chips? owo)

Real threatening, Omega. Zero's shaking, really. Now, allow him to show you true blocking-]

Kuh--!!

[...except not, because that knocked him back and down onto the ground anyway. Ow. Good job, Zero.]

[messiahinacan]

[Now get in this cute skirt and become a Magical Girl. (...yes. Those are the best kind.)]

[All the smirking. All of it. On Omega's face.]

A position that suits you, Zero. You should stay down there.

[Welp. Time to take back that pinning Zero thing and step on his chest with one foot.]

[dividedby]

[O-okay, Mr. Omega...! And then Zero lost his innocence-- (Yes. They are indeed.)

...Well, this is not a good situation to be in.]

No! [Maybe trying to swing that Z-Saber at Omega is a good idea, Zero. Yeah, maybe you should try that right now.]

[messiahinacan]

[Omega, you got the "Bad end" with Zero! The only ones left are "Harem end" and "Dokidoki ☆ end"!]

[No. No it's not, Zero. It is for Omega, though.]

Keep down, Zero. Unless you want to lose that pretty head of yours. [Sorry Zero, going to be placing his O-Saber at your neck. Now behave and become part of the harem.]

[dividedby]

[Yaaa--wait...what is the "Dokidoki ☆ end"...?

Damn, and no surprise X or the Guardians to save Zero this time, huh... Once again. Good job, Zero.]

You...! [And now he's going to try grabbing that arm with the O-Saber to make sure no heads are lost this day.]

[messiahinacan]

[It is the love love heart-beat end with Valentine's Day gifts, dates, and marriage. (I can only imagine how that ending would go with these two.)]

[Sorry Zero, no one will help you now. Spoiler; not actually sorry.]

Ah-ah, didn't I just warn you, Zero? Don't make me punish you.

[Here Zero, have another kick to your chest. Omega would prefer you to stay pinned down below him.]

[dividedby]

[Omega carries his lovely new bride Zero into his magical flower-covered chariot drawn by unicorns and they ride off into the sunset??]

Agh-! [keywords are kind of fitting here. Also, ow. But Zero's not giving up and not letting go of that arm. Your prey is pretty resistant, Omega--]

That's--not gonna happen--

[messiahinacan]

[....Hell. Yes.]

[Tsk, tsk, Zero. Now you're forcing Omega to point his buster at you. You should let go of that arm now.]

If you keep this up, it definitely will.

[dividedby]

[jashdsd this has become so terrible and beautiful at the same time, I don't even

Welp. Time for more internal keysmashing yet again.]

....... [Okay, okay. You win, Omega. Zero's no longer resisting. For now.]

[messiahinacan]

[It's hateship, it doesn't have to make sense.]

Good. You're starting to listen for once.

[Oh so many things to do to Zero. Where oh where to start. (Mind your manners, Omega!mun.) In the meantime, Omega will be tapping his O-Saber at Zero's cheek.]

Will you fully behave now, Zero?

[dividedby]

[....This is a good point.

And actually no, Omega, Zero's just waiting for a chance to throw you off of him. Though for now, he'll pretend to cooperate.]

... Don't touch me.

[Sort of.]

[messiahinacan]

[As long as there is some form of hate and violence, then it works. Somehow.]

[It's okay. Omega likes a good fight.]

...and if I do?

[You just had to challenge him, Zero. Welp. Time to invade that personal space.]

[dividedby]

[Yes, somehow. And I am okay with this.

Except Zero isn't. He is forever internally keysmashing keysmashing keysMASHING KEYSMASHING--]

You'll regret it. [Says the one who currently can't do anything as far as making others regret things goes. Yes.]

[messiahinacan]

[Muns are okay with this. Muses aren't. Such is the life of a mun. sob.]

[All that rage is only pleasing Omega, Zero. Please. Continue that keysmashing.]

On the contrary. I'm looking forward to it. [He'll even say that with a tap to Zero's nose.]

[dividedby]

[Let's face it, the muses are never okay with what the muns do...

Thank you, Zero certainly will. He will also wince at that nose tapping. Does Not Appreciate, Omega.]

Looking forward to what. [Stop feeding the troll, Zero--]

[messiahinacan]

[A world would be a better place if muses got along with their muns.]

[If you don't want the nose tapping, how about a sensual cup to your cheek? Because Omega is doing that right now.]

Do you really not see, Zero? What were we just discussing earlier, hm?

[dividedby]

[Oh it would be the most fantastic place. If only muses didn't make things so difficult. /wistful sigh

....oh. Oh. Zero finally understands.]

If you think I'll do anything like that with you... [Grabbing that arm you're holding his cheek with, Omega. Nope, he Does Not Want this either.]

[messiahinacan]

[But, alas, muses must make things harder. So saddening. Yet. It makes it all worth it when they break--I mean, when they accept their lifestyle.]

[Your naivety is certainly amusing to Omega too, Zero. ♥]

I'm helping you, aren't I? You won't be attacked if you give in. [Omega will respond with a chuckle, but he's not pulling back on his arm. Obviously this is all too fun for Omega.]

[dividedby]

[All it takes is a little violence--I mean, love and care.

Amusing? Zero is just gonna :| :| :| :| :| at you, sir.]

I'd rather be gored by those eagles than do anything with you. [Gonna be pulling on that arm now. Stop touchiiing.]

[messiahinacan]

[Just a whip smack--I mean, hugs and kisses. And then..then they'll be our slav--err, our best friends. ♥]

[For each of those :| there is a B) from Omega. Sunglasses included.]

How dedicated you are in keeping your virginity, Zero. [No can do there mister Zero. Have all the touching. With a buster pointed at your face.]

Perhaps I should go for your little friend.