...Let's just say the mun loves the game Zero's in. A lot.

[dividedby]

................... Virgin-eating eagles.

You're laughing at me because I'm going to be attacked by virgin-eating eagles.

... I don't see what's so funny about this.  [ :| ]

Comments

[sealwithakiss]

That is fairly amusing.

[dividedby]

[ :| :| :| ]

Really.

[sealwithakiss]

Oh yes! Virgin-eating birds...that's creative.

[Totes srs. Deal with it.]

[dividedby]

[ :| x100 ]

Eager to meet them yourself, huh?

[dealwiththedevil]

Oh, is that all? Well, there seems to be a very easy way of ptotecting yourself from the impeding assault. Hmhmhmhm...

[dividedby]

.... And what's that. [so oblivious...]

[dealwiththedevil]

Oh you can't be serious.

[Except he's pretty sure that you are. He just wants you to realize your incompetence.]

[yaninacan]

[...oh my.]


Your mun certainly has an interesting sense of humor as usual.

[dividedby]

[ :| x1000 ]

Yeah... Although 'interesting' is an understatement.

[yaninacan]

...well, you getting hurt is never a laughing matter.

[Just because there's a track record of Zero and being hurt doesn't mean he's NOT worried!]

feel free to kill me for this one xD

[bigredchesticles]

["Virgin-eating eagles"?]

...

[Uhh, last this Zero checked, he wasn't a virgin. How would his future self being attacked by those things make any sense? Unless he felt like a virgin.]

....Get laid, then.

haskdgdsg XD

[dividedby]

[Because this particular future you really is a virgin, Zero...unfortunately for him now... and being oblivious doesn't help either.]

...... What?

>3

[bigredchesticles]

[Oh yeah, cuz the body hasn't been "broken in" in that way yet. Oh man, now he'll have to explain this. Welp, here goes nothing.]

You know ... make love, get down and dirty, nail someone, get jiggy with it, etc.

In other words, have sex? [Preferrably with a woman.]

[messiahinacan]

[You hear that Zero? This will be the Messiah in your original body laughing at your naivety. You're just about as adorable as Copy X.]

I can certainly see the amusement in it. Perhaps you can ask your dear friends to help you in this predicament.

[dividedby]

[ 8| x A MILLION, OMEGA. ]

Hmph. They'd help me a lot more than you right now. [...if he knew what he was actually saying...]

Why, jealous you can't be in this mess, too?

[messiahinacan]

[Now, now, don't be that way, Zero.]

Why would I help a fake? [All the smug smirking.]

I never would be in this mess, Zero.

[worsewithbears]

Human social stigma. Nothing which would make sense to an artificial intelligence.

[Suddenly, some cyborg-dude that made Omega look positively tiny.]

[dividedby]

[Well. Hm. This is...new. Nothing to make Zero stop being :|, though.]

Social stigma...? You mean the 'virgin' part?

[worsewithbears]

[Join the club Zero. The Linefaced Cyborgs Society meet up every other Sunday. There are no refreshments, for we do not eat. We simply sit and stare at each other in silence, without suffering any human condemnation for it. It's awesome.]

Precisely.

[inheritstsun]

Zero, you...

[This guy seriously beat him? This guy who is being attacked by virgin-eating eagles..had defeated him. How..how is this possible.]

[Have an angry stare, Zero. He's just upset that you defeated him and are about to get attacked by virgin-eating eagles.]

[dividedby]

[Keywords. Have a Kubrick Stare in return, Harpuia. Zero's not very amused right now, if you can't tell.]

What.

[inheritstsun]

[Why do you continue to sting his pride all the time, Zero? Should have retired you when he had the chance. Except he's glad with his decision. So proud of you instead, Zero.]

I find it hard to believe that you have beaten me in a fair match, yet you fall weak to such simple enemies.

[Shh, Harpuia. You would fall victim to those eagles too.]

Your desire to fight is weak, Zero.

[abrighterfuture]

[Zero. All the worry. About those virgin-eating eagles. Don't worry, she's not finding this hilarious like her mun.]

Will you be alright, Zero?

[dividedby]

[Thanks Ciel, at least SOMEONE cares. :| ...Although, please forgive Zero if he seems just a bit shocked at seeing you. It's been a long time time for him.]

... Don't worry. I'll be fine.

[abrighterfuture]

[All the care for you Zero. She is the best sis ever. It's okay, Zero. Let us enjoy this reunion with worry and line faces.]

I have faith that you'll be perfectly fine, but...don't get hurt, Zero.