Ideas...too tempting to resist. Even he agrees.

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh ja, Mundane, I do agree. Entirely, in fact. Zhis little plan of yours sounds like such fun. And to zhink, I vas a bit worried I vould not be able to continue mein...

[A pause, as he strokes his chin, seeming to pull his thoughts together.]

Vell. Job seems a bit too...unenjoyable  a word, und I do so love vhat I do. Still, it vill haff to do for now. Yes?

[Yeah, he's still grinning.]

Anyvay. I can't believe you vant me to be zhe doktor of a school. Can't say I am very fond of children...but I'm sure I can learn to like it. If anyzhing, zhier reactions will keep me entertained for quite some time. I plan on enjoying zhis.

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[reality_hacker]

Ah hello sir. I heard that we are in similar professions. Military that is.

[ribs_grow_back]

Ja, I believe zhat vould be korrekt. I am a combat Medic under contract for zhe RED Organization. Und you?

[reality_hacker]

I am a Corporal for the United States Chaplain Corps. Due to the nature of this location it is also not classified information that my official position is "reality hacker."

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh? Vell zhat sounds interesting, actually! Und vhat entails in zhe job of "reality hacker"?

[reality_hacker]

It's main a support position but let me give you a demonstration.

[Typing into the keypad on the arm of her armor the only thing Medic would see for a moment is a blur, then Simone's voice would call out from behind him.]

Please turn around sir.

[In less than a second Simone had made her way around Medic. Had she been combating him he would of found quite a few bullets in him as well.]

[ribs_grow_back]

[He's used to getting shot, but he appreciates it nevertheless.]

Oh! Zhat is quite interesting! You must be from a future timeline, zhen.

[reality_hacker]

My mundane is instructing me that by year alone I am from the future in comparison to you, however, we are from different universes. As there has never been a military organization named RED in my universe.

[ribs_grow_back]

Ah, zhat ist not very suprising, zhough. Most people are from different dimensions zhan my own.

Und to zhink, ve zhought zhis impossible.

[reality_hacker]

I knew it was possible.

What I find more interesting is that we, in the more clean version of how my mundane describes it, are somewhat like combinations of the classes on your team.

Delgado for example uses a machine gun but is also an accomplished Pyromancer.

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh? Is zhis "Delgado" very difficult to understand?

[reality_hacker]

Not really, he does however have a fire spirit residing in his right arm.

[ribs_grow_back]

Vell, you might vant to keep him avay from RED oder our rivals, BLU.

A Pyro who is easy to understand might put our own out of commission.

[reality_hacker]

Delgado and the others aren't here.

I put a little more detail in a communications post on here a moment ago but I find it intriguing that even the number of members in your team is the same as the number of members in the Jericho squad.

[ribs_grow_back]

It vas...supposed to be a joke. A bad one, apparently.

[A sigh.]

Vell. Zhis becomes curiouser und curiouser.

[reality_hacker]

I apologize sometimes jokes are lost on me. I look at things in the literal sense. It is part of my job to understand the nature of reality.

[She tries to smile,]

I think it would be interesting to have you on the team. If my mundane's information is accurate you would make an interesting addition as a medic.

[You would also get body armor medic! Think of the possibilities of not having every shot that hit you going through you!]

[ribs_grow_back]

Don't vorry about it, I'm sure jokes are not my forte anyvay.

[He waves it off.]

Oh? Ist it because of mein Medigun?

[He would like that a lot, actually.]

[reality_hacker]

That is part of the reason, you also have a very different personality from Father Rawlings. He was one of our two medics. Four of us died in our universe in the course of our last mission.

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh? Und I take it zhis is a vorld vizhout respawn?

[Yeah...nevermind then.]

[reality_hacker]

Yes that is the case.

[ribs_grow_back]

Vell. I cannot see how you could do such a job vizhout respawn.

[reality_hacker]

Carefully and strategically. Human beings are luckily not that hard to subdue.

It's the other creatures that give us more trouble.

[ribs_grow_back]

Ja, but zhat ist zhe problem. Ve ourselves are human beings.

[reality_hacker]

So are we and some of us do die.

[ribs_grow_back]

Yes, zhat ist mein point. I die und come back enouff as is on zhe battlefield. I vould razzer not die permanently.