Ideas...too tempting to resist. Even he agrees.

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh ja, Mundane, I do agree. Entirely, in fact. Zhis little plan of yours sounds like such fun. And to zhink, I vas a bit worried I vould not be able to continue mein...

[A pause, as he strokes his chin, seeming to pull his thoughts together.]

Vell. Job seems a bit too...unenjoyable  a word, und I do so love vhat I do. Still, it vill haff to do for now. Yes?

[Yeah, he's still grinning.]

Anyvay. I can't believe you vant me to be zhe doktor of a school. Can't say I am very fond of children...but I'm sure I can learn to like it. If anyzhing, zhier reactions will keep me entertained for quite some time. I plan on enjoying zhis.

Comments

[quickly]

[Scout's just gonna stand there for a moment or two and think about what happened to him in the Meet the Medic video.

THOSE POOR KIDS.]

...

Yeah.

Somehow I'm thinkin' dis whole school thing ain't a great idea fer ya, Doc.

[ribs_grow_back]

[He probably won't cut any of them up. Just screw with them for a laugh.



Probably being the keyword, here.]

Oh? Is zhere a reason vhy you zhink zhat, Herr Scout?

[quickly]

I gotta few reasons.

[ribs_grow_back]

Ack, don't be such a baby. Ve got Archimedes out of you quick enough.

[sentryslinger]

I'm bettin' that's not the kind of enjoyment your mundane had in mind.

[ribs_grow_back]

It's possible, ja. But ve all haff our different views on...entertainment.

[He loves fucking with you all so much.]

[sentryslinger]

You've got yourself a point there. Still seems cruel to take it out on some kids, though. [Even for you.]

[pocketsurgeon]

You are doing ... vat?

[ribs_grow_back]

I am going to become zhe doctor in a school.

[Enjoy that creepy grin.]

Isn't zhis zhe best idea? Just zhink of all zhe vunderbar zhings zhat could happen.

[pocketsurgeon]

For you oder for zem?

[reality_hacker]

[She is more than a little wary of you medic, the last German she had contact with wanted her face and likely the rest of her flesh.]

[ribs_grow_back]

[Well this one's a bit better. Emphasis on "a bit".]

[reality_hacker]

Ah hello sir. I heard that we are in similar professions. Military that is.

[not_onyourside]

While eet ees good to see my teammates so happy, I am not sure zhis ees zhe best idea. You will have an army of parents after you.

Perhaps at least Scout can weed out zhe single mozzers.

[ribs_grow_back]

How kind of you to worry about me, Herr Spy.

Und zhat is a good idea, actually. Vhat a concept, zhe Scout actually being useful for somezhing ozzer zhan running into a sentry.

[not_onyourside]

I do try.

Zhough we are assuming he would even know what to do wez zhem eef he had zhem. But eet should give you a headstart at least.

[classiest]

Being a doctor for children must be an amazing experience.

You must have plenty of patience to deal with small, sticky, icky, noisy, messy little people like that — but then, you're letting your poor, non-vocal instruments suffer from carbonated sugar water.

And noise.

Ew.

GLaDOS~

[ribs_grow_back]

Besides small und little, zhe people you described remind me of my teammates.

Zhey can be a lot like children as vell.

mediiiiiiiiiiiic c:

[classiest]

Well, I suppose we all have to get out hands dirty. For science.

I hope what you do is for science.

I hope.

Because that's a sad life if it isn't.



So sad.

Hi I'm late to this party

[fullunlifeconsequences]

...I suppose I should be worried for the students at the academy, but you certainly seem safer than some of our faculty.

Can't be late in a party that doesn't end~

[ribs_grow_back]

Oh, is zhat so?

Ain't no party like a RED Medic party 'cause a RED Medic party dooon't stooop

[fullunlifeconsequences]

Mmhm. In a place filled with mass murderers, people set on taking over the world, and mentally unstable mercenaries, I don't think anyone's going to notice a little medical malpractice.

LATE PARTIES YEAH.

[greased_lightning_cat]

Hey doc, none of your nursin's gonna' involve needles, is it? I mean, I'm totally caught up on my shots and everything, swear it on my heart.

AW YEAH

[ribs_grow_back]

Vell, as long as you haff proof zhat it ist on your file, zhen I suppose you vill not haff to receive zhem until zhey are do.

[greased_lightning_cat]

Rayman James Fonzarelli, hippest cat this side of Sinnoh. That's what it'll say on it, without a doubt.

[Yeah.]

What's on yours, gramps?