Brandon Sharpe [STRIKER] (
blackandlight) wrote in
dear_mun2012-01-13 02:35 pm
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Avengers Academy presents, homeless and looking!
Man, you act like being photogenic is a bad thing. Those icons aren't gonna make themselves.
Now here's the deal. You wanna drop me in a game? Sure, fine, whatever, have fun, can't be any worse than some places I've been. Two requirements. I want a generous timeshare in the limelight, and let's say-- six hot chicks to cater to my every whim. At least six. Harems are the new black.
Also - no Survivor. Just putting that out there.
Now here's the deal. You wanna drop me in a game? Sure, fine, whatever, have fun, can't be any worse than some places I've been. Two requirements. I want a generous timeshare in the limelight, and let's say-- six hot chicks to cater to my every whim. At least six. Harems are the new black.
Also - no Survivor. Just putting that out there.

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Not what I meant, dude.
[he's at least smart enough not to go 'ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS JAPANESE!!11!!]
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Amadeus Cho. Herc's best friend, seventh smartest guy on the planet, CEO of Olympus Group... you've probably seen me on TV.
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I knew I'd seen you somewhere. Yeah. Name's Striker. With the Avengers.
[HOLDS OUT A HAND? schmoozing? why not.]
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[ SHAKING THAT OUTSTRETCHED HAND, looking rather pleased with himself ]
Avengers, huh? Tried that gig for a while, but the whole team thing kind of held me back.
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[ and I have no idea what the heck he was doing during Dark Reign so ]
So, what's your power? Super pheromones?
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What, the costume didn't give it away?
[he conjures a little arc of electricity, it chases the impulse down his arm to his fingertips before he 'extinguishes' it in the palm of his hand.]
I don't need the pheromones.
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Herc wore a skirt, and I was hoping your power wasn't that obvious.
[ ... ] Does the spandex work?
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[... and then just. a moment of pure, unadulterated scoffing.]
Pfff, 'does the spandex work'. Take a look at me. What do you think?
[wow that came out a little more gay than he'd intended. W E L P. odds are it'll go unnoticed.]
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I think it makes you look like the next contestant on 'What Not to Wear'.
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[MAN HIS EGO...]
It's a hit with the 18-24 demographic, thanks.
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