It's time to play the music!

[musicmaestro]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[Drumroll!]

For this voice test, I, the Great Gonzo, shall now type out the first one hundred verses of Beowulf in the original Old English, while simultaneously and at the same time being dangled upside down over the keyboard by the tail end of a thirty foot anaconda!

[Three guesses on how this is going to end.]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

You work as a snake-dangling poet? I didn't even know you could DO that!

[musicmaestro]

The trick is not knowing you can't!