It's time to play the music!

[musicmaestro]

Ladies and gentlemen!

[Drumroll!]

For this voice test, I, the Great Gonzo, shall now type out the first one hundred verses of Beowulf in the original Old English, while simultaneously and at the same time being dangled upside down over the keyboard by the tail end of a thirty foot anaconda!

[Three guesses on how this is going to end.]

Comments

[youreallweirdos]

Even poetry-loving anacondas can be unsafe in this situation!

[musicmaestro]

[Gonzo considers that for a moment. He peeks upward.]

You wouldn't eat a fellow artist, would you?

[No response. That may be a good thing.]

[youreallweirdos]

It would if it was a culinary artist!

I cracked up. Well played! XD

[musicmaestro]

That actually sounds exciting! Do you think she has a good recipe for me?

Glad you liked it! XD

[youreallweirdos]

I do not. Think it would be wise to ask.

[musicmaestro]

Weren't you ever even a little bit curious about which sauce you go best with?

[youreallweirdos]

...No.


No, I was not.

[musicmaestro]

... not even a tiny bit?

[SAM HE IS DISAPPOINT]

[youreallweirdos]

No. Not at all.

[Who has time to think about that when there's old-fashioned values to instill in people?!]