shamelessly looking for canonmates for adstringendum ::::(

[dicey]

I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!

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[dicey]

Duh! The gods who run the place, of course.

My hive burned down, which was a draaaaaaaag. But then I moved in with Jo, which I guess is okay.

[fireflyheir]

What! Don't they realise how much trouble that causes people?

Yeah, that's good! So they'd be someone you met there? What are they like?

[dicey]

Of course they do; that's the point. But I'm going to kill them so that they'll stop the shitty events, and so that they'll never be able to send me back.

What's Jo like? Soooooooo cool. The coolest!

[fireflyheir]

That's pretty jerkish. By yourself? [looking kind of worried; that sounds a lot like a suicide mission] Back where? The Medium? Alternia?

Haha, awesome! What can Jo do?

[dicey]

Alternia's gone. Pretty sure they couldn't send me back there if they tried.

Fight, kill stuff, kick ass, that sort of thing!

[fireflyheir]

So that leaves the Medium.

You must make a fantastic ass-kicking due, then!

[dicey]

Yeah, and I'm definitely not going back there, no matter how cool LOMAT was. Apparently our time there was short-lived, anyway!

Oh man, we totally do. We kick all the asses. All of them!

[no they don't; they've never actually fought together]

[fireflyheir]

LOMAT? Your land? When you say short-lived, what do you mean?

Not a single one unkicked!

[dicey]

Apparently we end up on some meteor. No idea how or why, though.

[fireflyheir]

Uh. I think that had something to do with with our session's Jack Noir, but I'm not entirely sure what happened.

[dicey]

Jack? Karkat's new buddy?

[fireflyheir]

From Derse, yeah?

[dicey]

Yeah, him!

Man, I always knew there was something weird about him. But as usual, nobody listened to me!

[fireflyheir]

I think he was okay with you guys though? Until he got exiled, I guess. Karkat didn't really go into the details.