Someone's not thrilled with the reboot

[grouchinleather]

It's gone from a cute joke to insulting to overpriced kindling. Stop it. That isn't me, and that sure as hell isn't Apollo or Jenny Q or the Engineer or even Hawksmoor. Even when we were stuck on all those alternate earths, it was still some sort of broken funhouse mirror version of us. I refuse to acknowledge that "bwahaha" world exists. This isn't even close.

Now flip to that last page so I can see whose skulls I need to crack.

Comments

[tochasethesun]

That's what I thought.

Mm. Good thing I don't care. [Someone does not like clothes very much.] It's comfortable and easy to replace when someone inevitably asks me to take a dip in an active volcano.

[grouchinleather]

You really like bringing that up, don't you?

[tochasethesun]

It's the kind of surreal thing that tends to stick with you.

[grouchinleather]

[Snorts.] After everything we've been through, I can't believe that even rates as surreal to you.

[tochasethesun]

You go take a dip in an active volcano and then you can tell me what should rate as surreal. [Just giving him a wry smile and a kiss.] Back to the matter at hand...

[grouchinleather]

I've been with Grifter to Mars, but I don't bring that up every four seconds.

[Returning the kiss.] I completely forgot about what we were talking about. Nothing important.