Muse is not doing well with That Which No Mortal Mind Should Know.

[friendship_reporter]

Dear Mundane,

I appreciate your effort in trying to keep me from exposing the biggest flaws in the world you have placed me in. I had not asked for the knowledge I now have, and it is incredibly difficult to keep from letting the secret loose.

You know how I am with secrets.

But this knowledge is something that is not only world-ending, but that no sane pony would want to believe. I know it is true only because of the undeniable proof I have gathered, and even I cannot fathom what things would be like if everybody knew.

I think Applejack has her suspicions already; she's always been a lot smarter than she lets on.

But I don't know how much longer I can manage keeping this in. Please, mun, there has to be some way for me to... unlearn what I have learned. For things to go back to normal. I just want to be happy, with my friends, again. Please, look for a way, for me?

Your faithful, but suffering muse,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[bunnyperspective]

For one; no, no I'm not, name's Phil, and I'm a obscure internet reviewer thank you very much.

Two; with everything else you've seen, am I really that much of a shock?

And three; It's a joint...there's a difference.

[friendship_reporter]

If you're actually a reviewer, then I'm a banana. Then again, if you can place the reference there might be hope for you yet.

Internet reviews have gone the way of forsaking quality for comedy, and I'm sure you're the same, so might as well just call yourself a comedian and-slash-or barely-held pit of rage.