Muse is not doing well with That Which No Mortal Mind Should Know.

[friendship_reporter]

Dear Mundane,

I appreciate your effort in trying to keep me from exposing the biggest flaws in the world you have placed me in. I had not asked for the knowledge I now have, and it is incredibly difficult to keep from letting the secret loose.

You know how I am with secrets.

But this knowledge is something that is not only world-ending, but that no sane pony would want to believe. I know it is true only because of the undeniable proof I have gathered, and even I cannot fathom what things would be like if everybody knew.

I think Applejack has her suspicions already; she's always been a lot smarter than she lets on.

But I don't know how much longer I can manage keeping this in. Please, mun, there has to be some way for me to... unlearn what I have learned. For things to go back to normal. I just want to be happy, with my friends, again. Please, look for a way, for me?

Your faithful, but suffering muse,
Twilight Sparkle

Comments

[friendship_is_tardiness]

[You want dangerously meta? Dangerously meta means she can trigger this like a switch.]

Not at all! But since you talk, you must have a mouth. Thus, you need to fill it with something other than a girl named Alice.

[herr_niemand]

[Yep! This is just perfect!]

I fill it with the smoke of burning Michael Bay scripts! Taste that Shia Lebouf!