Mun is really stupid -- mayfield_rpg hopeful.

[quickly]

Way t'freakin go, Chucklefuck!

Did ya even READ how yer ass was supposed ta do this app? Huh? LOOKS LIKE YA DIDN'T. Y'gave the wrong kind of sample. How can anyone do such a stupid freakin' thing I don't even --

[Sighs]

Look. Look. Just make dis entry real good and maybe we'll get in? I mean I don't really care if we do 'cause dat place stinks but I don't need ya t'be all sad if we get rejected. I ain't some shrink or anythin' so I can't be listenin' to yer whinin' all the time.

So 'bout dis lame Mayfield place. Yer finally gonna let me go and kick BLU's ass, right? Cause I am not gonna put up with ya being lazy and not havin' me fight 'em. Like t'last two times I was dere.

[Pops open a BONK! Drinks it in only a few seconds flat. Tosses the can somewhere on the ground.]

Comments

[quickly]

['Laborer'? Who? Oh, Engineer!]

Yeah, yeah. I can do alla dat, but only if I feel like it. I'd rather do fun stuff, like playin' baseball or I dunno, scarin' BLUs.

[not_onyourside]

I am sure you are terrifying. Do zhey even have and BLU's ozzer zhan zhe Scout?

[quickly]

[Shrugs.]

Man, I don't freakin' know. Last I was dere, yeah, BLU Medic and BLU Spy were around... but that was a long time ago.

[not_onyourside]

Hardly a challenge for one such as yourself.

[quickly]

What, those BLUs? 'Course none of 'em are challenges fer me!

[not_onyourside]

Mmhmm. Zat ees what I zhought. You may be bored een zhis place non?

[quickly]

'Course not! I didn't mention how da lamest BLU was there too -- th'other Scout. I'll amuse myself by kickin' his ass. Again and again.

'Snot like I'll have anything better t'do.

[not_onyourside]

And what will you do about zhe wife and children you will be assigned?

[quickly]

[Blank stare.]

Well I wasn't assigned kids or a wife last time I was dere, so ...

Gonna go and assume th'same thing'll happen again. I'll be stuck with drones. Real fun.

[not_onyourside]

I want to be zhere when you have to go to one of zhose parent teacher conferences.