Clearing up some rumors

[has_an_army]

Do you believe every story you're told? Mortals tend to stretch the truth in order to further awe others and the story only grows as generations pass. It's the only thing they're good at really.

The rumors about my children are just that - a myth. You read entirely too much fanfiction.  Although that one about Stark and the potted plant was quite amusing.

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[lunging]

You're lying about something, one of which walks around the stables and pastures and can be seen by all. Did you think we all would play along?

[has_an_army]

Fool! It wasn't meant for you or any Asgardians. It was meant for the mortals.

[lunging]

We exist, though. Do you think we're not mixing with them or something?

[has_an_army]

I should hope not.

[Mortals were distasteful in every way, as far as Loki was concerned. Especially his mun]

[lunging]

[Coming from the guy who had sex with a horse, that is the height of hypocrisy.]

Well.

We are.

[So there.]

[has_an_army]

[Oh go polish your sword]

Shouldn't you be bothering someone else? My brother perhaps?