Clearing up some rumors

[has_an_army]

Do you believe every story you're told? Mortals tend to stretch the truth in order to further awe others and the story only grows as generations pass. It's the only thing they're good at really.

The rumors about my children are just that - a myth. You read entirely too much fanfiction.  Although that one about Stark and the potted plant was quite amusing.

Comments

[jerkfuck]

Sure there is. You just gotta put some research in, make some calls.

[has_an_army]

I stand by what I said earlier.

[But let's talk business sometime, eh?]

[jerkfuck]

You're a fucking god, man. Like, why does it matter? Superman totally wanted to bone his cousin when I was growing up, but no one cares now. These things happen.

[For two dicks, you got a deal!]

[has_an_army]

[He's sensing dick envy here]

Do not get me started on rumors of incest.

[Dear god have you seen the fanfiction about he and his brother?]

[jerkfuck]

[It's just a random line in the movie that really sticks with you.]

Uh...I didn't mean to? It's just, like, come on. Everyone's got their bizarro moments in myths and comics and shit. I think Zeus fucked almost everyone in his family.

[has_an_army]

That he did. Repeatedly and that is why the Greek gods are so distasteful.

[jerkfuck]

I don't think any pantheon has a right to judge each other. After all, there's that thing with the Egyptians and the bird goddess and her husband's dick or something.

At least you didn't lay eggs?

[has_an_army]

[Not that anyone knows of]

We will cease this topic at that.

[jerkfuck]

Sure thing.

Can I get an autograph, though? I only have Superman's so far, I'd really like a collection.

[has_an_army]

[Poof! A signed piece of paper appears in his hands]

Now will you be on your way?

[jerkfuck]

[you're the best supervillain, bro \o/]

Oh wow. This is great, thanks! And sure, yeah. Have fun with uh...everything.