Clearing up some rumors

[has_an_army]

Do you believe every story you're told? Mortals tend to stretch the truth in order to further awe others and the story only grows as generations pass. It's the only thing they're good at really.

The rumors about my children are just that - a myth. You read entirely too much fanfiction.  Although that one about Stark and the potted plant was quite amusing.

Comments

[verdantmistress]

I wouldn't mind if he did want to.

[spiderhorse]

[A DC

HE IS BEING SPOKEN TO BY A DC

Frost Giants are one thing but DCs oh gosh isn't there a video somewhere

...hi.]

[verdantmistress]

[YES A DC AND A MARVEL. THE MOST HATED OF RIVALS. THE MOST TABOO OF RELATIONSHIPS!]

...well aren't you...interesting looking. Hello.

[spiderhorse]

[Think, horse. Think!

So...grass is delicious.

...no. No, bad.]

[verdantmistress]

[quirks a brow, she doesn't look amused]

...I'm sure it is. [said as dryly as possible]

[spiderhorse]

[HE'S

KIND OF THE DUMB ONE HERE

Daffodils are too pretty to eat, though. We leave them alone, but we sniff them.]

[has_an_army]

That can be arranged.

[verdantmistress]

You bring that helmet of yours and I'll bring the vine whips.

[has_an_army]

A deal is struck.

...crackship ahoy. Set sail for the high seas!

[verdantmistress]

Do I have to sign a contract in my blood too, or is that part outdated? *smirks*

[has_an_army]

I would have other uses for your blood.

[Why yes those are some wicked sharp teeth he's displaying. Please feel free to ignore the family drama going on]

[verdantmistress]

I'm never shy from shedding a bit of blood for fun. Though, I can be quite poisonous, but I guess that wouldn't affect you, would it?

[smirk. OOC: Oh my god I am dying, I really want to draw this youhavenoidea]