Homeless, possibly tartarusnet // new muse...voice is still sketchy

[enscausasui]

Well, now this is a surprise. What is it I'm to call you? Mundane? How dismally fitting. Did your ilk choose the title because you're all so hopelessly boring in comparison to your unwilling slaves?

I must admit, I'm intrigued by this game you've a mind to to send me to. It has a certain je ne sais quoi, gives quite a literal spin to "deus ex machina", and the lovely Betsy Braddock is in attendence as well. Only one thing worries me, though. Shouldn't you be, oh I don't know, catching up on my story rather than blathering about here? Get your head in the game.

I suppose I have no choice but to depend on your lack of attention span, but I won't wait forever, darling.

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[squirrelhunter]

[Great. This is just what he needed.

Just have a groan.]

[enscausasui]

That's hardly a way to greet someone you've never met.

[squirrelhunter]

Yeah, but my mun's told me all about ya. An' I ain't likin' what I hear.

[enscausasui]

Ah, so my reputation proceeds me. Very tragic. My mundane has a nasty habit of casting all of us in a negative light.

someone finally plays him other than me *u*

[rogueries]

You believe she will? The thought is so hopeful.

I just hope I'm doing him justice >>

[enscausasui]

It's difficult to say. Her level engagement seems to come in bursts.

[fearsomebrowmop]

You, too, huh?

[enscausasui]

Me too, indeed. I suppose it's a welcome change. I've never visited Tartarus before.

[arach_nerd]

You know, it's a shame you're not ripping off Storm Shadow anymore.

[enscausasui]

Please, his uniform always lacked panache.

[arach_nerd]

As opposed to something that looks like an inverted version of Black Bolt's costume with a trenchcoat added?

[enscausasui]

Have you really been regulated to policing fashion? How the great heroes have fallen. Of course, "any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most do".

[arach_nerd]

Nah, I just get a kick out of annoying people that I don't particularly like or that my mun lets me know I won't particularly like.

[enscausasui]

Your mundane tells you these things and you just go with it? Is independent thought such a difficult concept to grasp?

[lepidopterans]

It would be you, wouldn't it? Of all the possibilities, all the people I would much rather see, it would have to be you.

[enscausasui]

[Well, that actually puts a fault in his step. Thanks, Betts.] And who else would you rather see?

[lepidopterans]

I'm sure we both know the answer to that question. Although, there are others I'd prefer over you. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know there are also people I'd like to see even less than you.

[enscausasui]

That is both comforting and a crushing blow to my ego. What precisely have I done recently to deserve this?

[lepidopterans]

I believe that's also a question we both know the answer to.

[enscausasui]

Possibly, though I needn't remind you of divergent timelines.

Derp. Have an Evan <3

[kid_apocalypse]

Uncle Cluster?

[Guess who's tiny, gray-skinned, and may be running full-bore for a hug from his favorite uncle? THIS KID. He hasn't seen you in forever, and he misses you a lot.]

OMG somebody plays Evan!

[enscausasui]

Hello, Evan. [He kneels to accept the hug, even if a bit stiffly.] How's school?

Yup! I started with the Clan Akkaba version, and changed to Evan when he came up in UXF and WatXM

[kid_apocalypse]

[And you bet he's getting the most out of that hug. No one at the school will come near him except for Broo and Beast, so he's feeling a little deprived.]

It's going great! We had flying lessons with Professor Cannonball, and Janitor Toad saved Quentin when he almost crashed his jetpack! I made a new friend, too. His name's Warren!

I love you so much right now

[enscausasui]

That's a very interesting curriculum the Institute has, but I'm glad you're making friends. [A friend named Warren. A friend named Warren.] Tell me more about your new friend.

Yay love! =3

[kid_apocalypse]

Oh that's nothing! Last week we had a biology lesson with Professor McCoy, where we all got shrunk down and put inside Janitor Toad!

Warren's really cool! He's got big metal wings, and he led me and the other students to this place in outer space so we could get a special machine to heal Headmaster Logan's legs! He told me he can't remember anything about himself before he joined the school, so he and I are both kinda figuring out who we are, you know?