Homeless, possibly tartarusnet // new muse...voice is still sketchy

[enscausasui]

Well, now this is a surprise. What is it I'm to call you? Mundane? How dismally fitting. Did your ilk choose the title because you're all so hopelessly boring in comparison to your unwilling slaves?

I must admit, I'm intrigued by this game you've a mind to to send me to. It has a certain je ne sais quoi, gives quite a literal spin to "deus ex machina", and the lovely Betsy Braddock is in attendence as well. Only one thing worries me, though. Shouldn't you be, oh I don't know, catching up on my story rather than blathering about here? Get your head in the game.

I suppose I have no choice but to depend on your lack of attention span, but I won't wait forever, darling.

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[squirrelhunter]

[Great. This is just what he needed.

Just have a groan.]

someone finally plays him other than me *u*

[rogueries]

You believe she will? The thought is so hopeful.

[enscausasui]

That's hardly a way to greet someone you've never met.

I just hope I'm doing him justice >>

[enscausasui]

It's difficult to say. Her level engagement seems to come in bursts.

[fearsomebrowmop]

You, too, huh?

[squirrelhunter]

Yeah, but my mun's told me all about ya. An' I ain't likin' what I hear.

[enscausasui]

Ah, so my reputation proceeds me. Very tragic. My mundane has a nasty habit of casting all of us in a negative light.

[enscausasui]

Me too, indeed. I suppose it's a welcome change. I've never visited Tartarus before.

[arach_nerd]

You know, it's a shame you're not ripping off Storm Shadow anymore.

[enscausasui]

Please, his uniform always lacked panache.

[arach_nerd]

As opposed to something that looks like an inverted version of Black Bolt's costume with a trenchcoat added?

[lepidopterans]

It would be you, wouldn't it? Of all the possibilities, all the people I would much rather see, it would have to be you.

[enscausasui]

Have you really been regulated to policing fashion? How the great heroes have fallen. Of course, "any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain, and most do".

[enscausasui]

[Well, that actually puts a fault in his step. Thanks, Betts.] And who else would you rather see?

[lepidopterans]

I'm sure we both know the answer to that question. Although, there are others I'd prefer over you. I'm sure you'll be pleased to know there are also people I'd like to see even less than you.

[enscausasui]

That is both comforting and a crushing blow to my ego. What precisely have I done recently to deserve this?

[arach_nerd]

Nah, I just get a kick out of annoying people that I don't particularly like or that my mun lets me know I won't particularly like.

[lepidopterans]

I believe that's also a question we both know the answer to.

[enscausasui]

Your mundane tells you these things and you just go with it? Is independent thought such a difficult concept to grasp?

[enscausasui]

Possibly, though I needn't remind you of divergent timelines.

[arach_nerd]

Eh, he's pretty accurate when it comes to other characters. His opinion on food is terrible though.

Plus you shot a kid and then cloned him. Both are pretty high on my list of completely terrible ideas.

[lepidopterans]

What is the last thing you remember happening, then?

Derp. Have an Evan <3

[kid_apocalypse]

Uncle Cluster?

[Guess who's tiny, gray-skinned, and may be running full-bore for a hug from his favorite uncle? THIS KID. He hasn't seen you in forever, and he misses you a lot.]

OMG somebody plays Evan!

[enscausasui]

Hello, Evan. [He kneels to accept the hug, even if a bit stiffly.] How's school?

[enscausasui]

I'm quite certain I didn't add "have my morality questioned by Spiderman" to my list of things to do today.