Trying out this asshole... canon is Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

[rowdy1]

Oh, boy.

Now this, right here.

This was a bonzo bad idea.

On being woken up after years of inactivity

[ruined_jaw]

It's not that I don't appreciate the attention, but it's been years, and you're not even sure there's a place for me anywhere. I'm a teacher, not a bloody vigilante any more.

Don't you bloody dare pull out that old playlist you made. You know what that shite does to me. You don't need this any more than I do.

...Fine. But if I'm to go anywhere, make bloody sure I'm not alone. I'm not in a mood to pull out the old "burn victim" cover story again.