X-posted from dear_player

[bothparts]

Honestly I don't think you have what it takes to play me. I'd suggest you just realize this is out of your comfort zone and leave me be. Better that than having you letting me down. Letting everyone down to be frank. Go back to Dumb or Dumber, they're more up your alley.

Oh did I hurt your feelings there? Suck it up.

You only care because I'm one of the "originals" and that I'm now bi or whatever. I don't care. That much. I can't say your plans are particularly impressive either.

[I think I'm doing fine here...]

OK. Stop that. Leave things be.

(no subject)

[lightning_raiden]

Is it really what you call a "spoiler", if it has already happened in other timelines?