Voicetesting King Prat here (thru s4) x-posted to dear_player

[royalass]

You've been talking to Merlin haven't you?

[A certain young Pendragon is unamused by his chosen journal name.]

I order you to change that name immediately, mundane. I am the King of Camelot and demand respect despite what power you feel you have over me. King Arthur would suffice.

[A pause and a furrow of his brow.]

What do you mean it's been taken? I am King Arthur. How dare someone else claim to be me. We must find the impostors at once so I may claim my rightful title.

[Someone doesn't quite understand how all this works.]

Voice Test!

[eagriser]

Anou...

Being eager for today's episode is one thing but, Mario-san isn't in danger... [Thank God, he couldn't handle almost losing his uncle again and if Bunglay knew about this weakness... Better not dwell on that.]

Putting me in a bird suit to prepare for it isn't going to make time fo any faster!! [ He's an eagle. Eagle! And a gorilla on some days (not really, he has the powers of them but still) ] N-no, I am not going to do my chicken calls for you! We're not trying to get the Dethgliens attention this time!

...It's bad enough you couldn't stop talking about death spirals and eagle maring rituals after the last episode... And, and, a-and put those pictures away!

Shouldn't you be making proper icons for me and not...those. I was only acting friendly! I wasn't acting motherly toward Navi in hopes of... You-know.

I am human for the most part... [ Even he isn't sure himself on some days ] Don't you think we should, um, ask Tusk about this sort of thing? I mean, I know about Animals and how it works for them but Zyuman is different, ne?



[ ooc: Yamato from Doubutsu Sentai Zyuohger chiming in. If you don't know what it is, I recommend a google search and watching at least the first two episodes. It so much more than Minecraft Furry Rangers. Also pirate rangers ( the good ones, Gokaiger ) are in it for 2 episodes. Today being the second half of their crossover special for the 2000th sentai franchise episode!

Oh and for the suit he's wearing right now... Its the chicken suit in this preview. ]

Canon is Kakos Industries

[evilbetter]

[A man reclining in a black chair in front of a desk suddenly appears!]

Dear...player, yeah I don't think this is going to work. You and me? Yeah not happening. I am a busy man and don't have the time to deal with any of this.

[He gestures around himself, then waits for a full ten minutes before signing and speaking up again, now somewhat agitated.] What, you're still here? Fine, we at Kakos Industries strive to think positively. Who knows, maybe we can help you do evil better.

[The strange man cleared his throat before waving his hand dismissively in the air.] If you'll excuse me now, I have another shareholders' broadcast to air.

The Homeless OC Blues

[cometojesus]

So. Boss, if that's the way it's gonna be...

If you're going to be honest with anyone, it should at least be me, right? Is this just because you want to play with all the superheroes and...what, mutants running around? Metahumans? Whatever the hell they're calling themselves these days? Or do you actually have a plan in mind besides just throwing the pretty blond boy out to see what he does?

World Tree at least had a specific use for me, you know. Not like I'm a hard sell. Just because I don't do the "hero" thing, doesn't mean that I can't find a percentage in damn near anything, given the right incentive.

...don't look at me like it's a dirty word. And yes, I know you have been looking at those worlds where it's fight or die, or weird monster islands, or try to have sex with the local trees, and all that messed-up shit but you know what? Maybe it'd be good to stretch my legs. Just only do it if you're actually going to keep up, because I'm sure as hell not making enough right now to hire a camera crew and secretary. Private security pays shit without the right PR.

Sigh. Can we at least talk about a new SUV to replace the one you dropped on me? That was just embarrassing.

So she just showed up late with pizza (also voicetesting so hard)

[wholelottacrazy]

Hah! You liar! And you call your headspace a "mess". [Complete with air quotes from Harley. Possibly dangerous choice of words to say to someone who used to be a psychiatrist.] I call it prime real estate!

[She tucks her bat under her arm, putting her hands on her hips, looking around with renowned interest.] Nice! Verrrrrry nice~ I'm gonna make myself comfy cozy over here in this joint.

[In a sing-song voice, holding her bat up with one hand:] I think I'm gonna like it hereeeeee~~

[beat]

... What? I thought you liked Little Orphan Annie?

((x-posted from dear_player))