So she just showed up late with pizza (also voicetesting so hard)

[wholelottacrazy]

Hah! You liar! And you call your headspace a "mess". [Complete with air quotes from Harley. Possibly dangerous choice of words to say to someone who used to be a psychiatrist.] I call it prime real estate!

[She tucks her bat under her arm, putting her hands on her hips, looking around with renowned interest.] Nice! Verrrrrry nice~ I'm gonna make myself comfy cozy over here in this joint.

[In a sing-song voice, holding her bat up with one hand:] I think I'm gonna like it hereeeeee~~

[beat]

... What? I thought you liked Little Orphan Annie?

((x-posted from dear_player))

Comments

[evilbetter]

Little Orphan Annie is only likable if she is suffering from leukemia.

[wholelottacrazy]

Awww. [She's going to bound up to him, peering up.] Not into the whole "heartwarming orphan" shtick, pumpkin?

[evilbetter]

Only if it ends in heart-wrenching suffering. Something that makes the whole world darker.

[Considering the whole thing with the boxes of kittens was a flop.]

[wholelottacrazy]

Look up "A Dog of Flanders". Orphan dies and his dog dies too.

[beat]

... Spoilers?

[greatdragon]

[Ugh. Grating voice that should not be singing, at least to Smaug's ears. It's degrading enough being stuffed into this human form.]

Must you do that.

[wholelottacrazy]

[Excuse you, she has a topnotch singing voice. Mistah J says so.]

Must I do what?

[Smaug will learn soon enough that Harley can be quite vexing to be around.]

I do a lotta things, sweetheart. Tomfoolery, shenanigans. [Murdering Batman's sidekick...] You name it, I did it. Gotta be more specific.

[greatdragon]

Carry on like a pigeon with it's throat cut.

[He says darkly as if he would mean to do something about it, should it continue. Smaug is a psychopath after all, he wouldn't think twice about it.]

/headcanon like whoa

[wholelottacrazy]

[Psychopathic dragon vs a psychopathic clown lady. This is going to be trippy.]

I sound better than a dumb bird with a slit throat, lemme tell ya. Mistah J lets me sing in his club every night!

And one more thing, you're stuck here with me 'cause of your mun's will so get comfy. You'll be listening to my dulcet tones for a looong time~

[greatdragon]

[Smaug remains unimpressed.]

This J must be deaf. [Or have a strong constitution.] Perhaps you should go bother him instead of assaulting my senses. [If his mun gave him back his dragon form, he'd end this quicker than talking to the human. Fire always solved everything.]