Particularly loud voice.

[turnonthejuice]

Hey babes! Taken you a while to let me out. I know you love me an' all, but I got people to do, things to see, I can't be tied down to one broad, you know what I mean?

So what have we got around here? I see we've got the superheroes - hey big blue, the underwear goes inside the tights - the animes, kids from video games, and some old folks who ended up on the green. Well, that's certainly a great collection of LOSERS! Seriously does anyone have any taste around here? Looks like I'm going to have to liven the place up a little. Well, figuratively, being dead an' all.

So, babes, what we doin'? Like I said, I got a whole list of stuff to get done, and you're being all clingy. Let's sign the papers, let me out, and we meet for coffee once a month? Good? Good.

LET ME GO, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE.

Seriously, what's a corpse to do to get a life?

voicetesting OC

[punkour]

That's it? 

Congrats, you got a fuckin' picture of me. You knew what I looked like anyway, I don't see the point, but you're the boss, apparently. The big cheese of the Alcatraz they call your head.

[cups hands over mouth and shouts]

3/10, I want a new prison guard, this one stands by as my virgin asshole gets pounded by Ted Bundy because he's too busy making up shitty usernames and playing in Photoshop!