Particularly loud voice.

[turnonthejuice]

Hey babes! Taken you a while to let me out. I know you love me an' all, but I got people to do, things to see, I can't be tied down to one broad, you know what I mean?

So what have we got around here? I see we've got the superheroes - hey big blue, the underwear goes inside the tights - the animes, kids from video games, and some old folks who ended up on the green. Well, that's certainly a great collection of LOSERS! Seriously does anyone have any taste around here? Looks like I'm going to have to liven the place up a little. Well, figuratively, being dead an' all.

So, babes, what we doin'? Like I said, I got a whole list of stuff to get done, and you're being all clingy. Let's sign the papers, let me out, and we meet for coffee once a month? Good? Good.

LET ME GO, YOU'RE KILLIN' ME HERE.

Seriously, what's a corpse to do to get a life?

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still heavily, HEAVILY voice-testing this muse, but how could i resist!?

[firstratelaugh]

[Don't mind him getting all up in your personal space here to check you out, Beetlejuice ...]

Oh, my~ Aren't you quite the ... curious looking figure?

[Okay, Undertaker might have a ridiculously giddy looking grin on his face while he's examining.] A corpse, you say?

[turnonthejuice]

Corpse, poltergeist, it's all dead people right?

[firstratelaugh]

That would be correct, aye. [He's just gonna lift up your left arm, searching for how you are being held together.]

Your creator must be extremely proud of their work~

[turnonthejuice]

Hey, hey hey! Hands off the goods!

[firstratelaugh]

[The mortician tugs his hands away, sleeves flopping back over them as he straightens up.]

I apologize - my excitement gets the better of me at times~!

[turnonthejuice]

An' what were you an' your excitement planning on doing? Cause I don't swing that way.

[firstratelaugh]

I am not quite sure what you mean. I was merely curious as to how someone like yourself is held together so well.

[turnonthejuice]

Because I have? Not a hard thing to do.

[firstratelaugh]

So, you have no visible stitches or are they hidden rather well?

[turnonthejuice]

Not Frankenstein or his Bride. No stitches on me

[firstratelaugh]

Ahhh ... very interesting indeed~

[turnonthejuice]

Not plannin' on cuttin' me up there, are you buddy?

[firstratelaugh]

Not unless you've given me permission to do so~!