[ canon ] unbelievable gwenpool

[stabsies]

Mun, shh. Shhhht. Shh- shut up.

I'm already here, so you may as well just sit back and let the magic happen. I've got my phone for a quick google search, and a backpack full of weapons just in case a bad guy shows up! How hard can this be?



Hello, world!

Canon is Need For Speed.

[shelbycobra]

I'm not sure I'm meant to get married or start a family. I want those things and I'm trying but I honestly don't know if they're out there for me. I'm not even sure Red or John are even still around. And if those guys can't deal with my schedule I don't think anyone can.

[A long pause, a hard swallow before Shelby gathers her thoughts.]

But what I do know is I was born to be a race car driver. It's literally in my blood and a lot of people gave something over the years to make that happen for me. So I think it's time we stop worrying about everything else and just focus on the race. It's the biggest race of the year in my home city. It's time to get to work.

someone's not happy

[thatwasours]

So that's it, huh? A half-assed journal to split me off from the other one you've got. And the Moby Dick quote? Original. If I'd known you were going the clichéd route, I'd have offered some suggestions.

"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man." Che Guevara, before his death.
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword." Matthew 10:34.
“We live in an age in which there is no heroic death.” Yukio Mishima.
“The special quality of hell is to see everything clearly down to the last detail.” Mishima again.

I could keep going. But the point is, you had an opportunity, and you wasted it. Not that I'll probably see much sunlight-- I know how you are, with journals, and being ignored is fine by me. 

never give up hope

[hopeisntafairytale]

No matter how dark or grim things look, there is always light.

Trust me on this, I've seen my share of hopeless situations but they only seem that way. In truth as long as you never let that stop you, your heart will show you the way.

I understand you feel like life is too much sometimes, but you are so much stronger than you believe. And you never have to take this all on by yourself. Friends, family they are always there for you and can be your strength when you feel you're at the end of your rope.

Never give up, just remember that. There is always hope.

Biggering my profile name

[sellsthneeds]

Yeah, I know I'm pretty amazing, no arguments here. And I can't complain about my name on here, product placement is always good, gets the name "Thneed" out there, gets people talking about it.

But, couldn't you at least let people know my name too? I mean, they can click to find out my name, but, couldn't you have picked, I don't know...maybe..."The_Once-ler's-amazing-Thneeds-just-3.98"? No one would be confused with that! It'd have my name, and Thneed right in there, pricing---

You're ignoring me now, aren't you.

Fine. Be that way.