Someone has a friend!
Jan. 14th, 2016 10:09 amI don't know why you look so surprised. It's not like I'm incapable of making friends.
[Except that you kind of are.]
Have I ever mentioned that your confidence in me is overwhelming?
[Okay, okay. I just think it's cute that you're using what you learned from your mistakes to help someone else. You're all mature and wise instead of being a stubborn brat, and I'm so proud.]
You're determined to make a big deal out of this, aren't you?
[Maybe a little.]
Well, call me when you're done. Evidently my brother still can't grasp the concept that battle isn't about being the biggest spectacle possible, so I have enough to worry about without your incessant noise.
[Oh hush, you're just happy he's back.]
I'd be happier if he wasn't bleeding all over my furniture. Do you know how long that's going to take to clean?
[Sure he sounds super put out and angry, but we all know he's relieved that his brother isn't gravely hurt. Or worse, removed from the city entirely.]
[Except that you kind of are.]
Have I ever mentioned that your confidence in me is overwhelming?
[Okay, okay. I just think it's cute that you're using what you learned from your mistakes to help someone else. You're all mature and wise instead of being a stubborn brat, and I'm so proud.]
You're determined to make a big deal out of this, aren't you?
[Maybe a little.]
Well, call me when you're done. Evidently my brother still can't grasp the concept that battle isn't about being the biggest spectacle possible, so I have enough to worry about without your incessant noise.
[Oh hush, you're just happy he's back.]
I'd be happier if he wasn't bleeding all over my furniture. Do you know how long that's going to take to clean?
[Sure he sounds super put out and angry, but we all know he's relieved that his brother isn't gravely hurt. Or worse, removed from the city entirely.]