dear_mun | Someone has a friend!

I don't know why you look so surprised. It's not like I'm incapable of making friends.

[Except that you kind of are.]

Have I ever mentioned that your confidence in me is overwhelming?

[Okay, okay. I just think it's cute that you're using what you learned from your mistakes to help someone else. You're all mature and wise instead of being a stubborn brat, and I'm so proud.]

You're determined to make a big deal out of this, aren't you?

[Maybe a little.]

Well, call me when you're done. Evidently my brother still can't grasp the concept that battle isn't about being the biggest spectacle possible, so I have enough to worry about without your incessant noise.

[Oh hush, you're just happy he's back.]

I'd be happier if he wasn't bleeding all over my furniture. Do you know how long that's going to take to clean?

[Sure he sounds super put out and angry, but we all know he's relieved that his brother isn't gravely hurt. Or worse, removed from the city entirely.]