Are we seriously talking about farting here? The joys of playing Iggy.

[notintehkitchen]

Hey. I know you like being the dog, it's kind of hard not to realize you enjoy being the dog. You know how much that thing farts up here though? I'm glad to have this mask. Really, that little thing would be so much cuter if he didn't do that. Dog farts are the worst and I can't figure out why. I don't mean to be rude but isn't there some medicine you could give him--or perhaps you could tell him to at least take the gum wrappers off his coffee gum before he devours it? I can't imagine that being easy to process. JUST DO SOMETHING. I try to be as polite as I can but he won't even warm up to me and I love everything!

You know what? I think I'm done talking about farts today. Just work on that dog.

(no subject)

[barnumsheir]

I think I get why we clicked so well.

[Because we're both people who run away from our problems to the point of indulging in ridiculous excess? Because we both need to take stock of what matters in our lives instead of using and abusing others since we can't figure out our own issues?]

....Because it took me awhile to learn that particular pass too.

[He waves a hand, produces a small diamond, then puts it in his other hand. Then he opens the hand and there's...nothing. Then he opens the other hand. Nothing too.]

I gotta say though, learning slight of hand so you can write about what I do better? Big, big point in your favor.

Canon is Strike Back. Mother of all spoilers.

[voiceinyourear]

( Strike Back spoiler )