Iggy Merchandise, pardon as I mess with his actual voice.

[fartsonyourface]

Okay you damn human, you can stop squealing like a piglet. This is hurting my ears! Did you have to preorder all those things of me? How much did you spend? You could of bought me treats instead... chewing a chew toy of me is just too weird.  So what the hell do you even do with all this stuff? Make a shrine? Creepy! You already have all those molds of me that dangle from carry sacks or whatever that girly crap is called! Couldn't just resist having all my faces, eh? I'm a charming purebred after-all.

[To be honest, he'd probably love some more asskissing and attention. He's just not going to admit it outloud.]

(( ooc::
https://secure.hlj.com/product/snr65097/Fig some of the merchandise in question.))

Canon is Suits.

[loyalassistant]

Sixteen hours of me? Well, I'm flattered. But as much as I appreciate your attempt to give me a moment of vanity, the smartest thing for you today would be to find the rest of us so that we have something to do on Wednesday. Namely, go check on Harvey, because I know it'll make you feel better.

Now shush, this is the part where I tell him he has no balls.

Guess who saw her movie? (Possible spoilers incoming)

[feelingblueallover]

[Awkwardly shuffling her hands, being out in the open sure is...open]

O-oh I don't know about this mun; I work so much better in your head.

M-maybe you should've brought out Joy or Disgust, they're more out going than I am...and more interesting...and better looking...and probably have more to talk about...and won't make people depressed.

I-I should go away, I really don't want to be a bother to anyone.

[Crossposting with dear_player]

Spoilers for Fairy Tail 0!

[fairiesinourhearts]

So you found out the truth...

Well, it's not like I was keeping it secret from you on purpose! I didn't want to know either, you know... I'm pretty sure Mashima wasn't sure, either!

Honestly. Of all the things Yuri could have done... that was probably the best he could come up with.

I guess we'll just have to make up for things in Genessia! Assuming you're finally ready to make posts with me?