Iggy Merchandise, pardon as I mess with his actual voice.

[fartsonyourface]

Okay you damn human, you can stop squealing like a piglet. This is hurting my ears! Did you have to preorder all those things of me? How much did you spend? You could of bought me treats instead... chewing a chew toy of me is just too weird.  So what the hell do you even do with all this stuff? Make a shrine? Creepy! You already have all those molds of me that dangle from carry sacks or whatever that girly crap is called! Couldn't just resist having all my faces, eh? I'm a charming purebred after-all.

[To be honest, he'd probably love some more asskissing and attention. He's just not going to admit it outloud.]

(( ooc::
https://secure.hlj.com/product/snr65097/Fig some of the merchandise in question.))