Finally

[onewhodares]

[Thorin draws a breath, leaning against the nearest door frame. Tired but with a sense of pride that he has not felt in a long time. His tone almost irritated.]

Took you long enough. Where have you been?!

[A faint smirk.]

You thought I was lost for good? And yet here I am. I will not end my days cowering in the shadows.

[He straightens, gripping his sword once again.]

Take me to the fight.

He's stuck in season 3 of Buffy... rewatching Angel and Buffy from the beginning!

[hematique]

Alllllllllways stuck in the past. Tsk, tsk.
That's no way to live, now is it? Keep that up, and who knows what can happen.

[As if you could tell anyone about 'living.']

Usually, I'd just let it go, put this whole thing behind me... be the bigger person-- oh who am I kidding.
Y' see, there's a problem... I can't help but shake the fact you're hiding something from me.
About me and Dru.

[Try not to look so calm about it, everyone can see you're shaking just saying her name.]

We'll work it out. Watch.
I've already got the plan to torture her, all devised up and pretty in a bow. She'll love me again and it'll be right back how it was. Her and me. But you see, I can't do that unless you quit this whole... mun-muse thing and just get on with the other ones. Try that boring one. Red eyed vampire you love so much. Not half as dreamy as me, but you've got to compromise somewhere.

I hate getting my time wasted, and you my dear, are doing it.

stop beating at the inside of my head PLEASE...

[manolia]

I'm starting to get restless, you know. [A serene smile, and he holds up a finger. Upon it is balanced a point of Wakfu, a small blue light.] "The Wakfu is motion, and stillness is sin." In other words... We are but points of energy, swimming forever on an endless sea to stay in the same place. Not a moment of true rest for us, until the Stasis finally takes over and our world dies-- [He extinguishes the point of blue light balanced on his finger--] Just like that. Movement is the very nature of beings of Wakfu, it's all we know!

... It's so strange, you know - being cut off from the Goddess and the flow like this. The least you could do is let the wind through my hair for a bit.

[With that hat, Chibi? Please. No wind's getting through that thing.]

[homeless; looking at concordance]

[cruentatafoedus]

[He looks amiable despite being on the mun's ass]
"Are you blinded so much by fear and distasteful unease that such an event must go unnoticed?"

[hey jackass, I'm at WoRK-]

[He waves a hand, tossing it aside -]
"Time waits for no man, and I daresay you are not want to be the exception."

[help me -] 

Going to synodiporia

[wherenoonegoes]

Here again, huh? And you aged me up. While that's actually welcome, I can't help but think that the recent change means you're up to something.

So, where are you sending Toothless and I this time?

[A game where you get dumped into a bunch of alternate realities, and occasionally have you memories changed to think you're from that universe.]

Sorry, but I think I'm gonna have to pass on that.

[You'll get to hang out with Leonardo da Vinci.]

Which I'm sure would be interesting if I had any idea who that was.

[15th and 16th century painter and inventor, who, while best known for his art, is also known for his work on studying the principles of flight. He's basically the Renaissance-era version of you]

…That is so not playing fair.

Look, I can't go flying around the multiverse. You watched the movie again last night, you know exactly the kind of mess I have to deal with right now. I'm chief, I can't just drop that even if I wanted to.

[Too bad for you that I get final say.]

I was afraid you'd say that. Fine, I'll go. You suck, by the way.

(no subject)

[morethanstubble]

 I'm not saying that <I>you</I> are boring. Just that I'm bored. Being cooped up with no where to go is no way for a dwarf to live!

Especially one recently dead!  Let me do something!  Please!

And don't tell me to wash your car again. I don't even know what a car is. 

(no subject)

[outoftheash]

I know you've been distracted by that other BioWare game lately.

At least I can probably trust you not to drop me into Thedas. One war at a time.

Well hello again to you too.

[wasagreatmemory]

I don't think because you have a java chip ice cream headache is a good excuse for bringing me back.

And I'll bet you that 20 bucks that you just won in that bet at work that no one here will remember me. And don't even think about putting me in any memes. Lawyers from Harvard don't drunk text. Now, Georgetown maybe...

(no subject)

[dadimus]

... 'Dadimus'?

I'm flattered that you'd compare me to your father-

'Fathers in general'.

...


I see. Well, that is an honor. Thank you, mun. Though I'm not sure if I deserve it.

On Shortpacked's conclusion | Canon: Dumbing of Age

[dinasaur]

I do not understand what you mean. The Dina in this other place is not me. She is wearing a different hat. Plus, this entire world does not make sense. Why are those creatures attacking the other Dina and those people?

[Its just. Important to a lot of people. And your existence. You gotta say some appropriate words.]

Hm. Alright.

Soggies may rule?

[...Close enough.]