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[dadimus]

... 'Dadimus'?

I'm flattered that you'd compare me to your father-

'Fathers in general'.

...


I see. Well, that is an honor. Thank you, mun. Though I'm not sure if I deserve it.

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[foundthehirowithin]

Oh. My God.

[yo daddy prime, there's a fourteen-year-old Japanese kid staring up at you with awe. just a normal day for you, right?]

You are huge. [he bounces on the balls of his feet, practically buzzing to get inside your circuits] A personality, sense of honor and empathy . . . Not bad. There's no way you were made to be someone's dad, so-- What's your function?

[dadimus]

My function?

I am an autonomous inorganic lifeform from the planet Cybertron. It is easy to confuse us sometimes with the drones made on other planets, but I can assure you, I am very much alive.

I was made for the same reason anyone else would be born.

[foundthehirowithin]

. . . Shut up. No way, you were-- You're an alien?

Dude! That's so sweet. Is your like--biology the same as man-made robots? What's your energy source?