have a very shy oc

[teddymitten]

You know I'm not... not good with talking and stuff. [ Teddy fidgets with his plush Olaf toy. ] I-I did say I wanted a friend but I... I didn't mean-

Right- right now. [ That last bit is whispered and barely audible. ]

Canon is Fantasy Life

[keepcalmandflutteron]

[Good morning everybody! Here's a chatty... butterfly.]

[Let's not question how it's talking in a feminine voice. Nobody else seems to bother, anyway.]

Sooo... this is it?

Yeah, this is weird and metaphysical and probably even bordering on bouncing on the fourth wall here.

I guess if it wasn't for the fact that I was used to worse I'd be getting pretty nervous.

Also I was expecting more spiders. Internet web? No?

...

I wonder if sis is here.

...but I'm serious this time

[justforfaun]

Here we go again...

Oh, brother.

On latest episode and mun's timing

[lerner]

( S5 (midseason) SPOILERS )

+1 squirmy child throwing tantrum

[kukulcan]

Mhnnnnn~!

[she lets out a long noise of frustration and drops to the floor, resembling nothing so much as a dead snake]

C'mon, you said we'd keep doing this even though the game's over and your friends are boring. But we never do anything and I just sit in here all day and there's nothing to read or to do and some of the people in here are really, really scary! Why do you let people in here that kill people?! 

One of these guys has killed a dragon. What if he knows? He kills people just 'cause they're 'monsters' or something! And I don' even wanna talk about the demon or all the angels or that guy with a rifle who looks at me weird.

[kick. kick. she's kicking the floor now.]

It's stuffy and I want out. Get me a nice mountainside with a lake big enough to swim around in, room to take this thing off and stretch my wings. Maybe a big bed, I like beds. Do they make them like... thirteen feet long? ... Come onnn... work something out.

Aren't there games that would let me keep what I am, let me meet new people? Or games that wouldn't, like, keep me trapped in one town?

Canon is RWBY.

[fauxra]

It's a pleasure to meet you! Is that a pun you've made?

[Uh... yes?]

Oh! It must be a very clever one, then.

Let's do this thing

[unnecessarilydramatic]

Canon is the Librarian series of films (and the new show)

It's time to save the world again!

i don't know how this happened

[beginningagain]

Okay. I'll humor ya. Don't have much of a choice otherwise, yeah? I get how this works.

Just make sure my Pokémon get to tag along wherever I end up. I'm not going anywhere without them, ya hear?

If I go at all! You know what a plan is, right? Might wanna get that sorted out 'fore we get ahead of ourselves! Bwahahah!

Canon is Destiny

[rekindledtitan]

Hey. What’s the hold-up? We had a deal, remember? By my chronometer I’ve lasted way past a couple of weeks. That means you owe me some upgrades.

[ She’ll have to wait, however. They’re working on it, but it’s not like her mundane can just punch centurions and have icons fall out. ]

Not surprising. You haven’t even let me punch Cabal yet...

Hm, I’ve got an idea. How about a compromise solution?

voice test! New muse is... new

[cantcontainherlaughter]

............How interesting.

I have no intentions of being a part of this though. You should know better then to waste an Interpol agent's time.

[...Alrighty then, Shih-na.]

Homeless for now

[andimfine]

Don't worry about being too busy to put me in a game! I know that you're doing a lot around this time of year. Besides, we'll definitely catch the next application cycle.

Now repeat after me:

I'm Miss Mun...

AND I'M FINE!