Messing around with a mouthy D&D OC.

[ships_mouth]

Okay, okay, this isn't so bad. No crew of trained monkeys to babysit, no captain shinypants bugging me to do the right thing all the time. Best of all, no getting hunted by a pirate fleet of psychos or running from deep sea monsters. I could get used to this.

That icon thing's a little dramatic but, hey, you work with what you've got.

Just make sure that if I get tossed anywhere it's somewhere nice and comfortable with plenty of suckers and easily impressed crowds and this'll work out nicely.

A promotion? Wait a second...

[anne_marie]

Mun. You're... promoting me?

I didn't think you had the ability to move me up in the ranks. To be honest I'm quite happy in the position I'm already–

[...]

...wait a second. It's not that kind of promotion, is it?

[...]

I should have known better.

Look, I get that you're trying to get back on my good side. You should after what you did to me. Spreading around this however is not going to help your cause. Is this what's going to go on for the next 3 months? This is only going to add to the already existing problem I addressed with you before. It's embarrassing to think that you have nothing else to fill up your spare time. What ever happened to reading a good book or going out for a long walk? For your sake and mine, you should take a vacation. Yeah, I said it. Do it.

In reaction to a certain picture floating around

[storybrookesheriff]

[ The widely circulating tweet]

That doesn't mean what you think it means. Why is everyone jumping to the conclusion that Hook and I are having sex in the sheriff's office?

Canon is Django Unchained. On potentially returning to lastvoyages as an Inmate.

[fancy_pants]

 While I'm not normally one to question your logic, Fräulein, I'm afraid that in this particular instance, I must insist. 

This business of "redemption" looks lovely on paper, as I think the saying goes, but I've always thought that sort of matter lies between man and God, not man and...well, mundane. I'm flattered you think I'm deserving of such a thing, but as you'll recall I didn't do so well on that ship before, lovely as it could be at times and noble as their intentions are.

[ soundwave is not happy about user name ]

[devoticon]

[ said in mono-tone and computerized dialog ]

HUMAN --- THERE HAS BEEN --- INCORRECT DATA INPUT --- FOR USER NAME --- I AM A DECEPTICON --- NOT --- A DEVOTICON --- THIS NAME DOES NOT COMPUTE --- I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC --- IN WHAT YOU CALL --- A PLAY ON WORDS --- IT IS NEITHER CLEVER --- OR FUNNY --- AS YOU SAY IT IS --- STOP THIS --- NOW --- YOU HAVE SHAMED THE DECEPTICON NAME --- FIX THIS ERROR --- OR --- THERE WILL BE REPERCUSSIONS

why not a game in space?

[bioenergy]

[ A pause. Then, scratching her nose: ]

You know what I do for S.W.O.R.D, right.

Voice test. Canon is "Rebuild of Evangelion." (Evangelion 2.22)

[whatareyoustupid]

Hmph. So, you decided on me after all. Well, at least you have the good sense to not go with the damn emotionless doll...but seriously...

...And while I should be flattered that you chose me for a "muse", after all I -am- among the elite and chosen to defend mankind, I think you're still an idiot. You can't even figure out one simple, little plan for anyone else running around in this "headspace" thing...what makes you think you'll manage something that isn't stupid for me to do?

Besides, it's not like I want to make friends anyway. I don't even like people and I do have to worry about my scores...my position and future with NERV is much more important than a game or two with strangers. (She also silently makes the note that it's not like anyone will ever see her for the true her anyway. No one ever has. That thought should hurt, she knows, but really she feels nothing. Asuka is used to this truth.)

But, you know, a tiny part of me would find it nice...but...I don't really need any phony friends...that's soooo not me. Besides, people just use each other anyway. There's no such thing as a true 50/50 give and take.

(A slight pause.) AND WHY IN THE HELL AM I TELLING YOU THIS?!

see username.

[i_liiiiiiive]

 So, lemme get this straight - once you learned how I was made into the brilliant beautiful body you see before you, you had to give me a try? Girl, even Confucius would call you the smartest kid alive.

So where do we start? Maybe I can go save one of those damsels in distress I hear so much about. Or a game where MUSHU THE HERO reigns long and proud! Oh, wait, I got it! Let's find the kid with the gigantic house-key and borrow it! Being one of those Keyblade masters is a step up from Guardian Spirit, right?

I can see all the family spirits now. "Oh, we was soooo wrong about you, Mushu! PLEASE be our Guardian Spirit again!"

... Keep rolling those eyes, funny lady, maybe you can find some gratitude back in that skull.

Voice testing! Thinking of apping...

[chainjailer]

An ancient giant turtle isn't the weirdest thing I've heard of, somehow.

...But I take it you're not bringing me there for the sight-seeing, considering you already have a muse. You want somebody more action orientated--but I don't have any interest in fighting someone else's war. I'm only interested in taking down the Spiders.

If they're hurting civilians, though... I won't just sit by and watch. I'm sick of pointless violence.

On getting one's feet wet again

[skyhowl]

 Mun. 

Such uncertainty is ridiculous. It will only mean defeat for you if you hesitate. Strike or do not strike at all! Seize the opportunity to find new allies, new lands to explore! Just stop dawdling! 

[Ancestors preserve her, she did not train and train to become a pep talk giver. There were Kor'kron to find, a city to rebuild. Important things to do! 

And she was hungry, damn it!]

Fine, let's do this thing.

[the_mighty_monarch]

Alright, let's have it out, fine. Y'wanna talk? Sure, let's talk.

I've had a couple martinis first, which makes it a hell of a lot more [CENSORED] tolerable.

Ooooh, so you're bringing me out like a [CENSORED] puppy. Aren't you cute. Argh, I'd rather have Phantom Jerkwad pull off my fingers with some pliers than go through this again. You can't do me justice, you can't find me anywhere fun to be, and you can't just leave me the [CENSORED] alone with my amazing [CENSORED] wife.

God, you're such a chump thinking you can properly handle this much awesome. The worst part? You don't even let me go kill that shmuck Venture. Not even wound him a little bit. Seriously, I can't even hit him in the head with a [CENSORED] rock.

So honestly, let's just drop this charade, huh? Either get me something to do or go shove an entire dart gun up your [CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED] and then you can [CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED].

Hah, eat it!

(no subject)

[furiousface]

No. Absolutely out of the question. No more hugging.

Stay back, then, I'm warning you. I have a sonic screwdriver and I am not afraid to use it.

What do you mean it's not a weapon? Oh, it'll hurt something awful when it hits your face, I guarantee that.


Honestly, what is it with you humans and hugging? You're like leeches, you never let go. Clara won't stop, and trust me, there's no escaping those man hands. If it's not the hands, then it's that bossy voice.

And I am... not... a hugging person.

... testing the waters with a new muse

[uncoverings]

You're over-excitable, loud and unfocused.

In the last few weeks alone, you've attempted four projects and you're not close to finishing even one. And you say that you're looking for a game? No doubt, it shall be frightfully dull -- as is everything else you insist on wasting your time on.

Though I may ridicule you when you choose to fritter your time away on these silly little things, I will refrain from interfering. Nothing that you do interests me in the very least ... but when you insist on involving me in your trite endeavours?

No, no. I can't have that.

Stick to your colouring books instead.

Or better yet, go commit a nice murder somewhere.

SH

voicetesting, game searching, all kindsa stuff!

[dudemagnet]

Take your time, mun! I'm as excited as you are, but you can't just go running into things unprepared. You're gonna burn yourself out before you even put me anywhere beyond those meme things!

a lone wanderer... uh, wanders in

[grognak]

I don't regret it. Don't know why I should, either.

Well. Okay, the getting shot at by the whole town part wasn't so great. But it was worth it. You know that, right?