On freezing rain - desert boy doesn't get it

[goldenglasses]

Why is there ice everywhere!? That poor tree is going to bend in half! Are they suppose to bend that way?!

[...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NOTHING!? How do you walk out there? [...] Carefully. Hahaha. That wasn't very funny you know.

No, no, no. I don't need to go back to the desert. This is fine. Just fine. I like seeing all the trees, it's just... could I have one of your extra blankets, please? No, I thought not.

And no, I will go outside just because you think it will be funny to watch my hair and coat freeze. It- it wouldn't really freeze like that anyway, would it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WILL!? Why are you not more concerned over this?! STOP LAUGHING!

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Sometimes, for the good of being warm... you have to take the less than heroic route!

[eyeofwildtiger]

[Nods.] It's worth bending the rules for.

*had to match that icon*

[goldenglasses]

It's bending them for the greater good!

*such awesome dorks they both are~ XD*

[eyeofwildtiger]

Right! Good luck!

Very! 1/2

[goldenglasses]

YES! I WILL!

2/2

[goldenglasses]

OH CRAP! SHE WAS LISTENING TO THAT THIS WHOLE TIME!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Oh, crap! Abort!

[goldenglasses]

She's giving me THAT LOOK!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Maybe... you could snag all the towels in the place or somethin'?

[goldenglasses]

That could work, but she's still giving me THAT look... AND THAT EXPERIMENT THAT MAKES US FALL IN LOVE WITH RANDOM PEOPLE IS COMING UP!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Whaaat?! And I thought it was bad where I am.

[goldenglasses]

Oh man, oh man, oh man, oh man! She doesn't have plans yet, but I know it's going to be bad!

[Grabbing your shoulders and shaking.] WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!?

[eyeofwildtiger]

[Grabs your arms.] Get a hold of yourself, man! If there's no plan yet, that's a good thing, yeah?

[goldenglasses]

NO! IT'S A HORRIBLE THING! ALMOST ALL HER PLANS ARE LAST MINUTE AND THEY'RE ALWAYS AWFUL! I'M DOOMED!

[eyeofwildtiger]

I got it! Help her plan something.

[goldenglasses]

She never takes my ideas.

[eyeofwildtiger]

Augh, Bunny was always better at this stuff...

Maybe... get sick!

[goldenglasses]

DON'T GIVE HER IDEAS!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Huh? How's that bad?

[goldenglasses]

Because first she'll think of some awful way to get me sick. Maybe dump me in the ocean again! Or-or! Get lost in a snow storm! Then she'll make me so sick I can hardly function! JUST TO MAKE ME GET ALL BETTER RIGHT BEFORE SHE MAKES ME FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AWFUL!

[eyeofwildtiger]

Well... maybe it won't be all bad. Maybe she'll have you fall for some cute girl.

[goldenglasses]

NO! SHE'LL NEVER GO FOR-

...actually, she did that once. But it ended so badly afterwards!

[eyeofwildtiger]

What happened?

[goldenglasses]

We woke up in bed together! N-nothing happened, but I didn't even KNOW this girl! [And he was naked and his scars and she was naked and man... she was cute... BUT HE'D NEVER MET HER BEFORE THAT! IT WAS JUST SO WRONG!]

[eyeofwildtiger]

That's just not right.