On freezing rain - desert boy doesn't get it

[goldenglasses]

Why is there ice everywhere!? That poor tree is going to bend in half! Are they suppose to bend that way?!

[...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NOTHING!? How do you walk out there? [...] Carefully. Hahaha. That wasn't very funny you know.

No, no, no. I don't need to go back to the desert. This is fine. Just fine. I like seeing all the trees, it's just... could I have one of your extra blankets, please? No, I thought not.

And no, I will go outside just because you think it will be funny to watch my hair and coat freeze. It- it wouldn't really freeze like that anyway, would it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WILL!? Why are you not more concerned over this?! STOP LAUGHING!

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[returntoeven]

Idiot.

[goldenglasses]

Well, have YOU ever seen the whole world covered in ice? [Okay, so he knows it's not the WHOLE world, but he's being dramatic.]

[therosensaint]

[Sophie laughs some] Can't stand the cold, Vash?

[returntoeven]

I've seen snow.

[ Always such fun in the City during wintertime. ]

[goldenglasses]

Well, this isn't snow! This is ICE. And it's HEAVY!

[returntoeven]

Stay inside, then.

I doubt you'll be missed.

[goldenglasses]

I can stand the cold, just not when it's trying to cling to me and turn me into a statue!

[flowermemory]

[M'kay Vash you do that Senri's gonna just look out the window at the winter weather prettiness.]

[goldenglasses]

I'm staying inside. I don't plan on trying to go out again. [Not because he totally slipped down the steps or anything. Oh no, it's the fact that he could hardly get back UP them.

He also starts to open his mouth to mention all the beautiful girls who would probably miss him, but decides to keep quiet about that to Knives.]

[therosensaint]

[Smiles some] Than stop standing around like a statue.

[goldenglasses]

[Then watch as Vash goes slipping down the stairs.] WHAAAAA!

[returntoeven]

You slipped, didn't you.

[ He's your twin, you can't hide things from him.

Like he doesn't already know you're a shameless flirt. ]

1/2

[flowermemory]

[at first he was just like OH YEAH WHATEVER because derp he doesn't remember him yet and Vash is not a kid.]

2/2

[flowermemory]

[and then it registered OH HEY A GUY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS MAYBE HE SHOULD HELP?]

[eyeofwildtiger]

The trees are probably used to it.

Got any cleats or something? Might help.

[goldenglasses]

No! Of course I didn't slip! Why would you think I slipped! I would never slip! Of course not! Hahahaha! Me slip!

[goldenglasses]

I'm not standing around! [He's slipping around!] The water just turns to ice and gets stuck on my hair and clothes!

[goldenglasses]

[No worries. He'll just laying here twitching. He's fiiiine. Really! He does this all the time!]

[returntoeven]

[ This face, Vash.

That is all. ]

[goldenglasses]

But she's showing me pictures of this one time when it was worse! There's trees down everywhere! What if it happens again?! [Won't someone please think of the chil trees?!]

Oh. [And totally acting like I wasn't just overreacting.] I don't think I have any cleats.

[therosensaint]

Have you been slipping and letting the water soak into your clothes? If so, you should put on dry clothes and avoid such incidents.

[goldenglasses]

Well... maybe once. [Or ten.] But I doubt you'd do much better your first time on so much ice!

[flowermemory]

[ok he'll just nonchalantly poke Vash's twitchy body to see if he is still among the living like it's no big deal.]

[eyeofwildtiger]

Let's just hope it doesn't get worse, then.

Ice skates?

[goldenglasses]

NO! [Yes.]