Reviving Yuffie muse for shinras_exiles shenanigans.

[materiahunter]

GAWD, have you completely lost your marbles!?

Don't try to look innocent, I know what you're plotting! There is no way I would team up with anybody in ShinRa!

...What, they're on the run now? Well I don't feel sorry for them! They deserve everything they get for working for ShinRa in the first place!

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[seventhfist]

They can be useful.

But you should go somewhere people will like you and help you! And where you can help others too, right?

[Wait Tifa what are you doing.]

[materiahunter]

[Being a glutton for punishment, apparently!]

And where there's lots of materia all for the taking! [Cackle.]

[seventhfist]

[Tifa no. No. Stop trying to get Yuffie to your game do you know what havoc would be wreaked if she met Reynard.]

I'm not sure that would be seen as helping.

[materiahunter]

[Mwahahaha.]

What're you talking about? It'd help me! And it'd help everyone else too by helping someone as gorgeous and elegant as me.

[In your wildest dreams, kid.]

[seventhfist]

What if other people need their materia to fight with?

[See this is why it's a bad idea Tifa. You are the only one in your game with materia.]

[materiahunter]

Well, I could always lend it to them...for a small fee, of course.

[Someone call the Pope so she can be canonized!]