go go young avengers

[selfhelp]

Look, I know you're itching to try this. I've been there too- you get some cool new comic and you just want to show it off to everyone. But that doesn't mean you have to drag me into it! I don't want to get stuck on my own in another world, especially not some weird town with a useless pair of wings. Seriously, if it had to be wings, couldn't they be a little cooler?

You're just asking for trouble if you do this. You know how Teddy gets when I up and disappear on him.

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[blondalien]

...Your disappearing on me?

[selfhelp]

Teddy!

[Oh this just makes everything better.]

That's what she's telling me, anyway. None of the team is going to be there.

[blondalien]

Billy.

[ He said with a soft smile and he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend for a moment.]

...Well that sucks.

[selfhelp]

[He'll take what he can get while he can still get it. It'll be pretty lonesome without them, Teddy especially.]

Yeah, that's what I've been telling her. Not like they ever listen, though.

[snikting]

Preachin' to the choir, kid.

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[selfhelp]

Oh my god Wolverine is talking to me.

[selfhelp]

...You sound like you're used to this.

[blondalien]

[ He gets it, really. It's not like he gets to see his team mates much anymore.]

They don't but at least you have a place to be. Mine has me bouncing around a place called "the love hotel". [ He paused, because it's kinda awarked what happens there.]

[snikting]

I went through this pony show already. It's inevitable. Get used to it.

[selfhelp]

"The love hotel"?

[That sounds awfully sketchy, Teddy.]

[blondalien]

It's a...

[ He's just going to take a step back.]

I..

You have to have sex. A lot.

[selfhelp]

Kind of easier said than done.

I'd rather just stay where I am- where I belong.

[selfhelp]

[....Whoa. Um.






Talk about a bombshell.]

[blondalien]

[ YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.]

[selfhelp]

So you've been-

[um]

...but we've never-

[ohgod]

...they can make you do that?

[snikting]

I ain't in any hurry to go there either.

[blondalien]

...It's complicated.

[ He scratched his head with a sigh.]

It wasn't exactly the time of my life Billy.

[alloys]

Look, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but even if the wings were, quote, "cool", this place wouldn't be any less of a backwater Twilight Zone than it is.

[selfhelp]

...Sorry. That's not what I...

[Uuugh, sigh. This is all coming out wrong.]

...s'not your fault.

[selfhelp]

At least you won't be alone.

[selfhelp]

I heard about that. I'm already weirded out by the idea of using a book for a phone. Is it really that bad?

[snikting]

Feeling lonely's the least of my concerns, kid.

[selfhelp]

What're you worried about, then?

[...If... Wolverine ever worries about anything. He's heard plenty enough to believe otherwise.]

[blondalien]

[ He sighed at that before leaning over to press a light kiss against Billy's lips.]

Sorry. I just feel bad. Like I'm betraying you.

[snikting]

Who said I was worried? I just don't like wasting my time.