Let's see how well this goes shall we?

[bassinyoface]

Oi mun person. I got a few words for ya.

First off, nice choice you made picking me over that boobie nurse. I have more talent in my hat then all the flesh in those fun bags of hers.

Second, what's this wanting to bring me to a girly romance game? I paint the town red, not pink you ignoramus. Girly romance bores me. Put me in a game with lots or violence and mayhem.

What do ya mean you want to keep to 1 game? I don't care how busy ya life is, I ain't going to a girly game!

*A giant pencil appears and makes her outfit pink*

... You're despicable.

Comments

[fionna_time]

Good. Nothing worse than when a bestie is turned all evil on you.

Yeah, they can be a drag. Or insane. Or both, sometimes.

[bassinyoface]

I don't think she's evil yet, but any moment she may lose control, and hurt innocent people instead of all the slave traders and mafia she is killing.

[fionna_time]

I hope she stays good then. I thought my best friend was an evil vampire, but turns out he just liked the color red.

[bassinyoface]

Better to take her down before she goes "to the dark side"

[fionna_time]

How dark is that dark side?

[bassinyoface]

I don't know, why are you asking me so many questions toots?

[fionna_time]

I'm kinda curious. Plus, you remind me of someone I know here already.

[bassinyoface]

The broke the mold after making me, so I doubt this person is anything like me

[fionna_time]

I mean the way you act, not you yourself. She's a thief with a tail and everything.

[bassinyoface]

A thief with a tail? Does she happen to be a cat that can take her head off?

[fionna_time]

Nah, she's just a regular girl. With a tail. And pointed teeth.

[bassinyoface]

Sounds like she may be trying to still m image.

[fionna_time]

Nah, she's just a thief. You'd kill her in a fight.

She'd like ya though.