Let's see how well this goes shall we?

[bassinyoface]

Oi mun person. I got a few words for ya.

First off, nice choice you made picking me over that boobie nurse. I have more talent in my hat then all the flesh in those fun bags of hers.

Second, what's this wanting to bring me to a girly romance game? I paint the town red, not pink you ignoramus. Girly romance bores me. Put me in a game with lots or violence and mayhem.

What do ya mean you want to keep to 1 game? I don't care how busy ya life is, I ain't going to a girly game!

*A giant pencil appears and makes her outfit pink*

... You're despicable.

Comments

[fionna_time]

"Boobie nurse?"

[bassinyoface]

What did I stutter? I don't remember her real name. Nurse funbags, Nurse cleavage, Nurse Large tracks of land.

[fionna_time]

Dude, you can't just go saying that junk!

What do you mean violence anyway? You fight?

[bassinyoface]

What are ya, the voice police? I can say anything I want.

Does a rabbit eat carrots?

[fionna_time]

Hey, people have feeliings! Or something!

[Can't tell if that was a joke at her expense or not]

Who do ya fight?

[bassinyoface]

Feelings shmeelings. If she is going to have those large boobs hang out like she wants someone to dive in them, it's fair game to make jokes about them.

I fight a lot of people. The skullgirl, mafia jerks, headless cats, and living wigs.

[fionna_time]

Oh. Huh? That's just dumb. You can't just have them hanging out like that. Ew.

Really? And you won every time?!

[bassinyoface]

She's a ninja. They always leave them hanging out. Must be a rule or something.

Of course. I am da strongest after all.

[fionna_time]

That's crazy! A ninja has to be quick and stealthy and not noticed! Anyone could see bazoobs like that and be alerted!

What's your name?

[bassinyoface]

Take it up with the ninja console, not me. That cleavage gives me a perfect sport to aim for.

The name's Peacock toots

[fionna_time]

Yeah, you'd think!

Fionna. Nice to meet ya! So you'll be headed to our place soon! Should be fun!

[bassinyoface]

So you are a part of this girl love in game huh? Is it as boring as it sounds?

[fionna_time]

Depends on what you do there, really.

[bassinyoface]

Give me some example toots. And don't say have tea parties and dress up

[fionna_time]

Tea parties and dr-do I look like I do that kinda stuff?! I mean hunting, exploring, playing video games and junk!

[bassinyoface]

Well you do have a bunny hat on, so yes you do.

[fionna_time]

My hat is awesome, ok? if I were to look at you, I'd just think you were some girl who's really into magicians and stuff!

[bassinyoface]

A Magician? Well, I can pull things out of it.

*She takes off her hat and pulls out a shotgun*

[fionna_time]

Huh. Well that's...what is that anyway?

[bassinyoface]

Did you grow up under a rock or somethin? It's my boomstick.

[fionna_time]

In a different world, duh. You don't think we're all from the same place, do ya?

Boomstick. So it causes explosions?

[bassinyoface]

A different world huh? Guess that explains your fashion sense.

*She pointed it in the air and fired*

You could say that sweet cheeks.

[fionna_time]

My fashion sense is just as good as yours!

(fuming)

Huh. Ok. Gotta see hwo that works.

[Torn between how annoyed she is and how cool she is at the same time].

[bassinyoface]

Sure it is, sure it is.

Hands off the merchandise, you'll blow your head off.

[fionna_time]

Darn right it is. My hat is AWESOME.

Huh? Seriously?!