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Look, it's not that I don't appreciate all the new icons and everything, but shouldn't you be, you know, working? That's why you took a hiatus. If you're not going to work on your school stuff, you should at least be trying to do some catch up there. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

And I get that you think it's fun to throw me at some alternate universe, Pre-Two-Face Harvey Dent on a meme, but I'm kind of voting we skip that next time.

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And it would be better for you in the long run. Unless your mun always does stuff like make you talk to Harvey Dent.

Not always, and usually not with me. An older version of... us- [I guess, other version of me. :V] Is at a game right now and she occasionally gets a kick out of torturing him.

Poor guy. Maybe being young works to our advantage.

Probably. I guess I'm only fun to bring out on memes and during events and stuff. What about you?

I'm the only one in here right now. So I end up everywhere. The memes aren't bad but I'm still not whelmed about prison.

Prison?

Yeah, prison. It's not so bad except for the life sentence part. And I need to get back to the Team.

Why are you in prison?

Hacking, assault, destruction of property, breaking and entering, driving without a license.

Being Robin, basically.

Because you were totally doing all of that maliciously.

Oh definitely. I'm a scourge on humanity.

But honestly the prison's so nice that I'd be kinda mad if they did throw real criminals in there.

That doesn't sound all that different from the place the older us is at.

Sounds rougher than the one I'm in, though, if he gets "tortured."

Well, he's not a prisoner there. And it's usually more metaphorical torture.

Not a prisoner? Then...a guard?

Metaphorical torture doesn't sound much better than actual torture.

They call them wardens. They're basically like therapists. And it's really not so bad, most of the time. He's got friends and a couple family members on board, so, he could do a lot worse.

Yeah I'm by myself for now. She's convinced someone else to bring in one of my teammates. I feel a little bad for being glad that I'll have at least one person I know around.

Family? Like the other Robins?

That's not bad, that's totally normal. I mean, I guess it sucks they'll be stuck there with you, but if they're going to be stuck anyway, might as well do it together.

One Robin and two Batgirls.

True. I just hope she sees it that way when she shows up.

So you're totally by yourself?

No, I get dragged out for AUs in museboxes and memes sometimes. I do stuff with Tim and a Jim Kirk and a Rapunzel.

I know two Tims and Rapunzel. You ought to play truth or dare with them sometime.

Um...how did you handle the whole... having successors thing?

I guess it depends. I mean, it sucks knowing about what's going to happen with me and Bruce, but Tim's a good kid and honestly? Having a brother or two sounds like it could be a lot of fun. I mean, I love Bruce and Alfred, but it is kind of lonely sometimes.

What about you?

To be honest, I didn't react that well at first. I was teleported into prison so I was having kind of a bad day. So when I found out about everything, I sort of took it wrong.

But now that I've had time to process it all, yeah, it's nice to have more "family."

It helps when you've had time to process it. They seriously dumped all that on you right away?

Yeah but I think they were just trying to help. Big Tim was pretty disconcerted when he found out how much they'd told me. I guess he felt kind of bad for me.