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Look, it's not that I don't appreciate all the new icons and everything, but shouldn't you be, you know, working? That's why you took a hiatus. If you're not going to work on your school stuff, you should at least be trying to do some catch up there. It's not like I'm going anywhere.

And I get that you think it's fun to throw me at some alternate universe, Pre-Two-Face Harvey Dent on a meme, but I'm kind of voting we skip that next time.

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To be fair, playing superhero is a lot more fun than doing homework.

Obviously. But it wouldn't kill her to just get it out of the way and be done with it.

And it would be better for you in the long run. Unless your mun always does stuff like make you talk to Harvey Dent.

Not always, and usually not with me. An older version of... us- [I guess, other version of me. :V] Is at a game right now and she occasionally gets a kick out of torturing him.

Poor guy. Maybe being young works to our advantage.

Probably. I guess I'm only fun to bring out on memes and during events and stuff. What about you?

I'm the only one in here right now. So I end up everywhere. The memes aren't bad but I'm still not whelmed about prison.

Hey, you know muns. They're like the masters of procrastination!

Prison?

I just never have time to procrastinate on this stuff.

Yeah, prison. It's not so bad except for the life sentence part. And I need to get back to the Team.

Why are you in prison?

Can we trade? I like having the time and all, but... it's kind of ridiculous when I've not only done all my chores, but also all of next week's homework in an hour.

Believe me, Wally, there are some days I wish I had your powers.

Hacking, assault, destruction of property, breaking and entering, driving without a license.

Being Robin, basically.

Understandable. I mean, who wouldn't want to be the awesome Kid Flash for a day?

Because you were totally doing all of that maliciously.

No one, that's who. How have you been?

Oh definitely. I'm a scourge on humanity.

But honestly the prison's so nice that I'd be kinda mad if they did throw real criminals in there.

That doesn't sound all that different from the place the older us is at.

Sounds rougher than the one I'm in, though, if he gets "tortured."

Well, he's not a prisoner there. And it's usually more metaphorical torture.

Pretty good! You know, hitting up all the memes, exploring random museboxes, the same ol' same ol'. How about you?

Pretty much the same, as of yesterday.

Not a prisoner? Then...a guard?

Metaphorical torture doesn't sound much better than actual torture.

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