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His mun is excited for percaligovideo. He is not.
ALLOW ME TO BE THE FIRST TO EXPRESS MY UTMOST CONDOLENCES THAT YOU'VE SOMEHOW FOUND YOURSELF STUCK WITH ME IN THAT RUSTY, DAMP SPACE THAT YOU CALL YOUR BRAIN.
WHILE I'M ON THE LEVEL OF SHARING MY COMPLETE GRATITUDE WITH YOU OVER THE OVERWHELMING ECSTASY THAT I FEEL TOWARDS HAVING TO SIT UP HERE IN THIS PUDDLE OF GOG KNOWS WHAT, HOW ABOUT I START TO LIST OFF THE REASONS WHY YOUR PLAN ON SENDING ME TO THIS PLACE WHEN IT OPENS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE SINGLE WORST IDEAS THAT THE HUMAN RACE HAS EVER COMPOSED.
FOR STARTERS YOU ARE SENDING ME TO EARTH. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D ENJOY BEING PLACED AMONG MORE OF THOSE SQUISHY, PUS-FILLED GLOBS OF FLESH? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY HUMANS, BUT YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. ONE, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND TWO, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE GOING TO DEPRIVE A FUCKING KID OF SLEEP. THAT'S REALLY GENIUS. IF I FORCE MYSELF TO STAY AWAKE THAT'S ONE THING, BUT FOR AN ADULT LIKE YOU? SHALLOW. AND YOU KEPT TRYING TO ASSURE ME THAT I WAS IN SAFE HANDS.
SECOND PROBLEM! YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME INTO A HUMAN FUCKING FORM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE AS FRAGILE AND BRUISEABLE AS A HUMAN? LET'S LOOK AT THIS A BIT MORE IN DEPTH, SHALL WE? OR ARE YOU SO BIASED BY YOUR OWN SPECIES, THAT YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR CLOUDED EYES TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGE FOR ME.
OH AND WHILE WE'RE ON CLOUDS, LET'S LOOK AT HOW FUCKING FOGGY THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE. I MIGHT HAVE FUCKING GREAT NIGHT VISION, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A HUMAN AND MY VISION IN POOR CONDITIONS IS GOING TO GO INTO THE METAPHORICAL SHITTER. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN SCHOOL.
WOULD YOU CARE TO ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO WHAT THE FUCK A SCHOOL IS? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT, AND WHY DO I NEED TO WEAR A FUCKING UNIFORM? AND WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT IN A CRAMPED AS FUCK ROOM WITH OTHER HUMANS FOR SIX HOURS OR MOR A DAY, LEARNING ABOUT SHIT THAT I DON'T NEED TO KNOW? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HARD AND SOFT WATER IS? DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT MATTERS TO ME? NOT AT ALL. AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BENT ON ME LIVING IN A FUCKING SHRINE WITH FOXES. WHAT THE FOX A FUCK?
ARGH! FUCK! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK'S A FOX! DON'T FUCKING LAUGH. THE WORDS SOUND THE FUCKING SAME, SO KINDLY SHUT YOUR NOISEBOX. HEY. DON'T YOU FUCKING TURN AWAY FROM ME. I'M NOT FUCKING DONE. I STILL HAVE MORE I NEED TO DRILL YOUR SELF-PROCLAIMED-HILARIOUS-ASS ON. LIKE WHY THE FUCK I'M GOING TO BE JUMPING INTO A FUCKING TELEVISION. WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO DO THAT. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE BUT WIRES AND CABLES AND SHIT. THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY POINT TO IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A WORLD INSIDE OF THE TV? NO. I'M NOT DOING IT. FUCK YOU. YOU CAN GO INTO THE FUCKING TV IF YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN SO BADLY. I DON'T CARE IF I WON'T BE HUMAN INSIDE THE FUCKING TV. I'M NOT GOING TO GO ON HAPPY SUPER FUN TIME ADVENTURES INSIDE OF A FUCKING TV. I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUCKING ADVENTURES FOR A LIFETIME AND A HALF. DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER THIS, OKAY? I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU INSIST THAT I AM.
I HONESTLY CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ASPECT OF THIS IS MORE INFURIATING TO ME. THE TV BULLSHIT, THE SCHOOL THING, SHRINES, BEING HUMAN--I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. BUT HEAR ME OUT, EVEN WITH YOUR PROMISE THAT I GET TO START SUMMONING A BADASS INNER-SELF OF MINE TO FIGHT FOR ME, THIS DOESN'T SETTLE WELL WITH ME WHATSOEVER. SO I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STOP SQUEALING LIKE A FUCKING PORKBEAST AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY SAD LITTLE LIFE, SINCE I'M SO OBVIOUSLY CLOSE TO FUCKING UP AND ENDING IT SOON ANYWAYS. DOES THIS PUT US ON THE SAME LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING? YES? NO? I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T GET ANY OF THIS SHIT, BUT LET ME PUT IT INTO A SIMPLE ENOUGH PHRASE FOR YOUR TINY LITTLE MIND TO UNDERSTAND.
I'M NOT GOING.
WHILE I'M ON THE LEVEL OF SHARING MY COMPLETE GRATITUDE WITH YOU OVER THE OVERWHELMING ECSTASY THAT I FEEL TOWARDS HAVING TO SIT UP HERE IN THIS PUDDLE OF GOG KNOWS WHAT, HOW ABOUT I START TO LIST OFF THE REASONS WHY YOUR PLAN ON SENDING ME TO THIS PLACE WHEN IT OPENS MIGHT BE ONE OF THE SINGLE WORST IDEAS THAT THE HUMAN RACE HAS EVER COMPOSED.
FOR STARTERS YOU ARE SENDING ME TO EARTH. DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D ENJOY BEING PLACED AMONG MORE OF THOSE SQUISHY, PUS-FILLED GLOBS OF FLESH? I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THIS. NOT ONLY AM I GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY HUMANS, BUT YOU'RE EXPECTING ME TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. ONE, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT ME TO SLEEP IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND TWO, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'RE GOING TO DEPRIVE A FUCKING KID OF SLEEP. THAT'S REALLY GENIUS. IF I FORCE MYSELF TO STAY AWAKE THAT'S ONE THING, BUT FOR AN ADULT LIKE YOU? SHALLOW. AND YOU KEPT TRYING TO ASSURE ME THAT I WAS IN SAFE HANDS.
SECOND PROBLEM! YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME INTO A HUMAN FUCKING FORM. WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT TO BE AS FRAGILE AND BRUISEABLE AS A HUMAN? LET'S LOOK AT THIS A BIT MORE IN DEPTH, SHALL WE? OR ARE YOU SO BIASED BY YOUR OWN SPECIES, THAT YOU CAN'T SEE PAST YOUR CLOUDED EYES TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A REAL FUCKING CHALLENGE FOR ME.
OH AND WHILE WE'RE ON CLOUDS, LET'S LOOK AT HOW FUCKING FOGGY THIS PLACE IS GOING TO BE. I MIGHT HAVE FUCKING GREAT NIGHT VISION, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO TURN ME INTO A HUMAN AND MY VISION IN POOR CONDITIONS IS GOING TO GO INTO THE METAPHORICAL SHITTER. TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN SCHOOL.
WOULD YOU CARE TO ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO WHAT THE FUCK A SCHOOL IS? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT, AND WHY DO I NEED TO WEAR A FUCKING UNIFORM? AND WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT IN A CRAMPED AS FUCK ROOM WITH OTHER HUMANS FOR SIX HOURS OR MOR A DAY, LEARNING ABOUT SHIT THAT I DON'T NEED TO KNOW? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CARE WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HARD AND SOFT WATER IS? DO YOU SEE HOW MUCH IT MATTERS TO ME? NOT AT ALL. AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT, WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING BENT ON ME LIVING IN A FUCKING SHRINE WITH FOXES. WHAT THE FOX A FUCK?
ARGH! FUCK! I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK'S A FOX! DON'T FUCKING LAUGH. THE WORDS SOUND THE FUCKING SAME, SO KINDLY SHUT YOUR NOISEBOX. HEY. DON'T YOU FUCKING TURN AWAY FROM ME. I'M NOT FUCKING DONE. I STILL HAVE MORE I NEED TO DRILL YOUR SELF-PROCLAIMED-HILARIOUS-ASS ON. LIKE WHY THE FUCK I'M GOING TO BE JUMPING INTO A FUCKING TELEVISION. WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT TO DO THAT. THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE BUT WIRES AND CABLES AND SHIT. THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY POINT TO IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A WORLD INSIDE OF THE TV? NO. I'M NOT DOING IT. FUCK YOU. YOU CAN GO INTO THE FUCKING TV IF YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN SO BADLY. I DON'T CARE IF I WON'T BE HUMAN INSIDE THE FUCKING TV. I'M NOT GOING TO GO ON HAPPY SUPER FUN TIME ADVENTURES INSIDE OF A FUCKING TV. I'VE HAD ENOUGH FUCKING ADVENTURES FOR A LIFETIME AND A HALF. DON'T GET YOUR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER THIS, OKAY? I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU INSIST THAT I AM.
I HONESTLY CANNOT DECIDE WHICH ASPECT OF THIS IS MORE INFURIATING TO ME. THE TV BULLSHIT, THE SCHOOL THING, SHRINES, BEING HUMAN--I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. BUT HEAR ME OUT, EVEN WITH YOUR PROMISE THAT I GET TO START SUMMONING A BADASS INNER-SELF OF MINE TO FIGHT FOR ME, THIS DOESN'T SETTLE WELL WITH ME WHATSOEVER. SO I THINK IT'S TIME YOU STOP SQUEALING LIKE A FUCKING PORKBEAST AND LET ME GET ON WITH MY SAD LITTLE LIFE, SINCE I'M SO OBVIOUSLY CLOSE TO FUCKING UP AND ENDING IT SOON ANYWAYS. DOES THIS PUT US ON THE SAME LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING? YES? NO? I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T GET ANY OF THIS SHIT, BUT LET ME PUT IT INTO A SIMPLE ENOUGH PHRASE FOR YOUR TINY LITTLE MIND TO UNDERSTAND.
I'M NOT GOING.
i have a talent in describing chick flicks :D you get a prize if you know what movie i described.
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN "IN WHICH SEVERAL GROUPS OF PEOPLE IN TROLLNGLAND ALL EXPERIENCE 12TH PERIGEES EVE IN DIFFERENT MANNERS OF SPEAKING THAT BRING THEM ALL CLOSE TOGETHER. ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE SOMEHOW CONNECTED THROUGH ONE OR MORE OTHER CHARACTERS, AND EACH ONE OF THEM COMES TO UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE THE HOLIDAYS ON THEIR OWN LEVELS THAT WOULD ONLY BECOME PROFOUND IF YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND THE BONDS THEY SHARED IN THE FIRST PLACE. A YOUNG WRIGGLER BECOMES FLUSHED FOR A GIRL FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. A LUSUS COPES AFTER HIS PARTNER LUSUS DIED IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT. ANOTHER LUSUS COMES TO STRUGGLE WITH THE IDEA THAT THEIR PARTNER IS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE BEHIND THEIR BACK. A BROKEN HEARTED TROLL STOPS AT NOTHING TO TRY AND TELL THE WOMAN HE'S RED FOR HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER, EVEN THOUGH HIS MOIRAIL IS WITH HER INSTEAD. ANOTHER MAN IS THE FUCKING EMPEROR AND HE'S FLUSHED FOR A FUCKING YELLOW BLOODED SECRETARY. AND ANOTHER HIGHBLOOD IS IN LOVE WITH A MAROON BLOODED HOUSEWORKER.'
COME ON TEREZI. THAT MOVIE IS FUCKING FANTASTIC.
I FUCKING LOVE 'LOVE ACTUALLY' OKAY
1 STOPP3D P4Y1NG 4TT3NT1ON H4LFW4Y THROUGH
I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT FOREVER
I THINK EVEN YOU WOULD LIKE IT.
I MEAN TASTE IT.
IT'S A GOOD MOVIE.
YOU PICKED A GOOD MOVIE
4S 1T ST4NDS 1 TH1NK W3 H4V3 MOR3 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS TO T4LK 4BOUT
THANK YOU
LIKE YOU ANNOYING ME TO NO END RIGHT NOW?