pony episode robbed mun of free will

[sovereign_succubus]

This loss means nothing. There's enough love in those ponies to feed my kingdom for eons! All I need to do is improve my acting lessons.

But good on you for finding me the best part of the episode. At least somepony around here has good taste.

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Shut up! I have millions of fans! How many do you have? Huh!?

[sovereign_succubus]

You mean my loyal subjects? They number in the thousands... oh, and they aren't imaginary.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie wasn't talking about changelings. She was talking about all the ponies she's performed for.

[sovereign_succubus]

Ah, back to lying, are we? If you want to discuss numbers, how many towns have you fled from after your stories were exposed?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

None. Trixie's stories were never exposed.

[NOT GOING TO MENTION PONYVILLE NOPE NOPE NOPE.]

[sovereign_succubus]

Too bad I can't eat denial, because you'd keep my belly full for years.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie demands you to show proof that one of her stories was exposed!

[sovereign_succubus]

Ursa.

Minor.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[FEATHER.]

...Okay. Once. But that was only because of those two idiot foals!

[sovereign_succubus]

[*insert generic villain laughter*]

So it's their fault you can't honestly beat such a bear? It's their fault you lied?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Who in their right pony mind would think to bring an Ursa Minor to a city that's full of ponies!? I even make it a point to call it the Dreaded Ursa Major.

...Besides, you still haven't shown Trixie that she can't beat an Ursa Major.

[sovereign_succubus]

Is that a challenge?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

It's a fact.

[sovereign_succubus]

Well, it just so happens I could arrange a little meeting...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

And it's a shame, because Trixie's schedule is all filled up.