You! You were the one that canceled Trixie's spot to perform in that Wedding! Shining Armor promised a spot for The Great and Powerful Trixie! How dare you just shove Trixie aside like that! She didn't even appear in the episode!
My real evil plot aside, somepony as tacky as you would never serve in any wedding of mine. Somepony of my class deserves the best, not a pathetic excuse for a children's clown tricks.
Tacky!? Trixie has never been tacky in her life! Besides, Trixie is the best. She's the most dazzling, most enticing, post powerful showmare in all of Equestria!
[She poses dramatically and fireworks shoot up from behind her, exploding in many dretty colors.]
Oh please, you've never been able to defeat any major threat of Equestria without some help. Of course, I have to wonder if anything as violent as you has somepony to love and be loved by.
The only reason you made it that far is because you slipped under Celestia's radar, and now that my son and Cadence are married, you can be sure they'll watch you like a hawk.
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